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  • CraftyDegreez

    CraftyDegreez
    Are you tired of pursuing useless college degrees that won’t get you anywhere in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and live out your wildest dreams!

    Join our server and pursue a degree in Creeper Psychology – learn how to understand the inner workings of those explosive green creatures and become the ultimate creeper whisperer!

    Or how about a degree in Enderman Fashion Design? Show off your stylish side by creating the trendiest outfits for those tall, dark, and teleporting mobs.

    And don’t forget about our most popular degree program – Zombie Survival Tactics. Learn how to outsmart and outmaneuver those brain-hungry zombies while mastering the art of survival in a post-apocalyptic world.

    So why waste your time on useless degrees in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of the virtual universe? Join now and start your epic journey today!

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  • Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

    Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun
    Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

    We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

    Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

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  • DegreelessDork Minecraft SMP

    DegreelessDork Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being judged for your “useless” college degree? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and show off your expertise in underwater basket weaving or medieval basket making.

    We have a thriving community of fellow “useless” degree holders who have found solace in building virtual worlds instead of pursuing traditional careers. Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your creativity run wild as you build giant statues of obscure historical figures or recreate famous art pieces using only blocks.

    And if anyone dares to question the validity of your degree, just challenge them to a PvP battle in our arena. Trust us, nothing shuts down a hater faster than getting wrecked by someone with a degree in puppetry.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your “useless” degree shine in all its glory!

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  • CraftySisSlayer

    CraftySisSlayer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gift-giving!

    We’ve got more hand-me-downs than you can shake a stick at, just like our friend’s brother and his wife. But unlike them, we don’t sell off our gifts for a “side hustle.” Nope, we keep them all and hoard them like dragons guarding their treasure.

    And if you think raising kids in Minecraft is expensive, just wait until you see the drama unfold when someone tries to sell off their virtual baby items for a few bucks. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen!

    Join now and experience the thrill of virtual hand-me-downs, sibling squabbles, and the ultimate showdown of who can hoard the most in-game items. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like a family birthday party gone wrong.

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