college degree Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LoanCraft Minecraft Server

college degree, college tuition, community college, complaining, DEBT, Divorce, family dynamics, federal loans, financial burden, ill informed, LoanCraft, loans, Minecraft, parents, personal finance, sallie mae, Server, Siblings, stress, student loans, unfair situation, ungrateful

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and join a community of players who understand your struggles!

Join us and build your dream world, where college tuition is paid for by magical unicorns and loans are repaid with diamonds. Our server is a place where siblings never borrow money from each other and parents always communicate openly about financial matters.

Don’t worry about signing up for loans here, because in our virtual world, education is free and debt is just a myth. Explore our server and discover a land where fairness reigns and stress melts away like snow in the Nether.

So come on in and leave your real-life worries behind. Join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where loans are a thing of the past and unicorns roam free. See you in the game!

BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

BabyBlockers, college degree, disabled, emergency, family, finances, GoFundMe, looking down, Minecraft, online business, PRESSURE, Server, single mother, sister, social aid, socioeconomic level, sperm donation, TTC, upper middle-class, Wealthy, Welfare, wic

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	6316	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, financial woes, and baby-making debates!

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

Alimony, Blaming, child support, collateral damage, college degree, Divorce, emotional conversation, emotional trauma, family relationships, fight with father, financial hardship, generational wealth, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mommas, poor upbringing, pride, processing emotions, Server, sibling dynamics, Struggling, working multiple jobs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

CraftyCollarz: More rare than Ivy

acceptance rate, career, college degree, Competition, corporate culture, CraftyCollarz, education, employment, Experience, higher education, interview, ivy, Ivy league school, job market, job position, Job Search, networking, PROFESSIONAL, qualifications, rare, Résumé, Skills, white collar job

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3014
Emeralds Found:	9224	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, listen up! You wanna know the real deal? Forget about those boring white collar jobs, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the chance of getting a white collar job position is probably lower than getting accepted into an IVY league school in this job market.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant statue of a potato, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a white collar job when you can have this much fun?

CraftyCollegeScam

career opportunities, college affordability, college alternatives, college benefits, college degree, college education, college experience, college investment, college ROI, college tuition, college tuition costs, college value perception, college worth it, CraftyCollegeScam, education system, higher education, job prospects, scam, student debt, student loans, value of college

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of getting scammed by college tuition fees? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate education experience! Join us and learn how to build, mine, and craft your way to success without breaking the bank. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground society of highly intelligent creepers who are just looking for some new players to join their ranks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to student loans forever!

BoomerCraft: The OG Server

30 years old, Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adulthood, aging, BoomerCraft, children, college degree, experiences, Failure, growing up, life goals, losing virginity, Marriage, Milestones, Millennials, moving out, Oldfag Thread, owning a car, regrets, Server, success

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	61
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2765	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

On our server, you can escape the harsh reality of adulting and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your pixelated tower.

Forget about moving out of your mom’s basement, on our server, you can create your own underground lair complete with secret passages and treasure rooms.

Who needs a college degree when you can become a Minecraft master builder? Show off your skills and impress your virtual friends with your epic creations.

And as for losing your virginity, well, let’s just say there are plenty of pixelated villagers who are looking for love.

So why wait? Join our server now and avoid the dreaded “failed at life” status. Minecraft is the answer to all your problems, trust us. </b>

Crafty Bachelors Server: Where Art and Blocks Collide!

academic studies, anthropology, art, bachelor of arts, bachelors, blocks, career preparation, college degree, collide, communication skills, Crafty, critical thinking, cultural studies, education, higher education, historical studies, humanities, liberal arts, Literature, philosophy, political science, Psychology, research skills, Server, Social Sciences, Sociology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to our bachelor of arts Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and building skills are more important than actual qualifications!

Join us on this server if you want to earn your bachelor of arts degree in Minecraftology. Our professors are all experienced builders who will teach you the fine art of pixelated architecture and design.

But beware, our final exam involves building a replica of the Louvre entirely out of diamond blocks! Only the most skilled students will graduate with honors and receive their virtual diploma.

So why wait? Join our bachelor of arts Minecraft server today and start your journey towards becoming a master builder and earning your prestigious degree in block-based artistry.

BlockyBuddies

adult life, Adulthood, adulthood challenges, adulthood revelations, adulthood struggles, adulthood wisdom, adulting, adulting struggles, BlockyBuddies, Coming of Age, growing up, Life Changes, life experiences, life lessons, life milestones, life reflections, Maturity, personal growth, Realizations, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	79	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of adulting and facing harsh realities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only growing up realization you’ll have is that you need to build a bigger house to fit all your loot! Say goodbye to bills, responsibilities, and existential crises, and say hello to a land where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to grow up again!

CraftyHostages

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., Hamas, hostage crisis, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Palestinian, peace talks, political tension, regional instability, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and BAM, u get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are your best friends. but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground dungeon where u can find hidden treasures and fight off evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the ruler of this wacky minecraft world.

Light Speed Learning

advanced processors, Artificial Intelligence, chip technology, computational speed, cutting-edge technology, deep neural network, efficient AI computations, energy efficiency, energy-saving technology, high-speed processors, innovative computing, learning, Light, light-based computing, light-based processors, neural network operations, next-generation computing, Photonic processor, photonic technology, rapid learning, real-time learning, SPEED, ultrafast AI computations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a photonic processor on steroids, but for gamers! imagine ultrafast AI computations happening while u build ur epic castle or battle zombies. this server is so lit, it uses light to make ur gaming experience next level. u can learn in real-time while u play, like ur brain is on fire but in a good way. come join us and be part of the insanity, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #photonicpowerhouse

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5575	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mines Excavated:	2087
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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PetalPeaks [Modded]

1.16.5, CHAPTERS, Community, Currency, Economy, Events, gameplay, Journey, marketplace, Minecraft, Modded, PetalPeaks, Pixelmon, Pokedex, Prizes, Server, Staff, Story, Tournaments, Trainers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

PetalPeaks Minecraft Server
Welcome to PetalPeaks – A Fresh Take on Pixelmon! [1.16.5]
Just Released Today:	Dive into our custom storyline that puts YOU at the center of an epic Pokémon adventure!
What Makes Us Special:	Survival-based gameplay Unique dual-currency system alongside traditional economy Player-driven marketplace – NO admin intervention! Earn rewards for completing your Pokédex Regular tournaments with awesome prizes Daily/weekly events to keep things exciting Active staff team that actually listens to players
Coming Soon:	Tournament season with exclusive rewards More story chapters Seasonal events
Ready to start your journey? Join us now!	IP: petalpeaks.mc.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

To join PetalPeaks, simply open up Minecraft and enter the server IP: petalpeaks.mc.gg

2. What version of Minecraft is required to play on PetalPeaks?

PetalPeaks runs on Minecraft version 1.16.5

3. Can I participate in tournaments on the server?

Yes! We regularly host tournaments with exclusive rewards for participants.

4. How do I earn rewards for completing my Pokédex?

You can earn rewards for completing your Pokédex by catching and registering Pokémon in your Pokédex on the server.

5. Is there a player-driven marketplace on PetalPeaks?

Yes, we have a player-driven marketplace where players can buy and sell items without admin intervention.

6. Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, we have an active staff team that listens to player feedback and addresses any issues that may arise.

7. What can I expect from the custom storyline on PetalPeaks?

Our custom storyline puts players at the center of an epic Pokémon adventure, providing an immersive and exciting gameplay experience.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, asmr, board rules, Clips, Ethereal, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, meet and greet, Otis, Previous thread, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Skylands, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Animals Bred:	107	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual asylum run by the schizo loli queen, Fallenshadow! She’s got more husbands than you’ve got brain cells, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Plus, she’s got more socials than you have friends – Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, you name it! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the Ribbon Cage, whatever that is. So come join the madness, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready to report those pesky shitposters. It’s gonna be a trip!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, child support, childhood trauma, DadCraft, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, father issues, father-son relationship, father’s abandonment, father’s actions, father’s excuses, father’s financial support, father’s lack of involvement, father’s mistakes, father’s neglect, father’s role in upbringing, father’s words, Minecraft, parental abandonment, Parental Responsibility, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your deadbeat dad drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world away from all the daddy issues.

Join us and build a virtual mansion bigger than the one your dad never provided for you! Our community is full of supportive players who will never ghost you like your father did.

With our endless possibilities for creativity, you can create a world where your dad actually pays child support on time and buys you more than just contact lenses. Let your imagination run wild and create a world where you’re the one in control.

So come join our server and leave behind the real world where dads disappoint and let’s create a new world where you’re the king (or queen) of your own destiny! Let’s build a world where dads like yours don’t exist – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

DollarTreeDeliCraft

aita, Bad Sister, beggars can’t be choosers, bills, Borrow, BROKE, Cash, dog, dollar tree, DollarTreeDeliCraft, emergency vet, food stamps, groceries, ground beef, health issues, Hungry, husband, Meatloaf, OFFENDED, payback, Rent, sister, Weed

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.

And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!

MasterOfMinecraftSMP

achievement, Beaten, challenge, Competition, completion, Dedication, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, high score, hobby, long tail tag, MasterOfMinecraftSMP, most times, Nostalgia, replay, skill, strategy, success, Victory, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6542	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our leader is a talking cow named MooMoo who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy.

One time, we had a massive PvP battle with a horde of evil chickens who were trying to take over the server, but we defeated them with our enchanted swords and epic parkour skills. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava just for fun.

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

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