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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 645 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.
Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.
So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!