"Minecraft Server: Loan Shark Block"

emotional stress, parental support, financial responsibility, shark, financial mismanagement

💥 Welcome to the Minecraft MIND-BLAST SERVER! 💥

The Ultimate Experience Where Reality COLLIDES with Blocky Chaos!

Join us in a realm where the square grass is NEVER greener, and the water flows UPWARDS. Our server is like if your mom turned into a Creeper and stole all your dreams! Go ahead, sip on your blocky soup while wondering if that was really a pig wearing your dad’s hat!

TOP SECRET Server Features:

Feature	Description
FOR-GRASS-ANCE	Grass smells like flowers but only on Tuesdays. Where’s my sandwich?
PLAYER PLANS	Build a house? Nah, we encourage you to build a life-sized replica of your eternal sadness!
PENGUINS ARE MORE THAN FRIENDS	Brush your teeth with ice cream instead of mining? Too LATE! Penguins stole your picks!
REVERSE GRAVITY DISHES	Pickles explode when you crouch on diamond blocks. Caution: We love pickles!
TELEPATHIC ZOMBIES	The zombies KNOW your deepest fears! Be ready when they whisper to you about that math test!

Player Reviews (we advised them to take their meds):

“I opened a portal to my dad’s closet and it smelled like old bananas! 10/10!”

“My mom became a Creeper because I didn’t pay for her Starbucks! I can’t breathe!”

“This server is like diving into a bucket of mayonnaise while blindfolded!”

“I built a castle made out of sorrow and regrets—it collapsed under the weight of my hopes!”

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

Your sanity may fragment like a glass block upon impact with a unicorn! Join at your own risk. The ground may be lava, but WAS IT EVER EVEN REAL? Are we just ghosts playing inside a computer?

And remember, if you see a chicken wearing a top hat, RUN. It knows what you did last summer. 🔥

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

medical bills, BETRAYAL, Grandfather, Financial, trust fund

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

debtfree, expensive colleges, sibling rivalry, retirement fund, college expenses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

McMonarch Network

Parkour, Mini Games, Survival, PvP, Economy

McMonarch is a medium sized community which supports all ages. We maintain the server to be family friendly for younger audiences, while offering areas, such as TeamSpeak3 for our older members to unwind and relax.

McMonarch.co.uk

MCParks

Creative

McParks is a Minecraft server dedicated to building Theme Parks to scale in Minecraft. We currently have 9 Theme Parks being worked on You can connect to each server by typing /server followed by the server name. Here is the list of servers: /Server WDW = Walt Disney World /Server Creative = Creative/Freebuild /Server DL = Disneyland California /Server USO = Universal Studios Orlando /Server DCL = Disney Cruise Line

We are on 1.7.10

Additional Notes McParks is the biggest ‘Theme Park’ server in all of Minecraft. While many of the parks are growing, they are growing at a very rapid rate. MCParks contains a small but dedicated team of just around ten imagineers. This group of builders lives and breathes themeparks and building in Minecraft. MCParks also contains a team of just around twenty guest relations members. These guys are devoted to helping out each and every guest!

MCParks is proudly recognized by servers such as TheVoxelBox and is proud to call MCParks home to several TVB builders and staff. MCParks has been recognized by Walt Disney Imagineers such as Jason Grandt, one of the leading designers at Walt Disney Imagineering. Over the past year, MCParks has been a proud home to over 15,000 loyal guests and visitors. From one day visits, to everyday drop ins, MCParks is sure to be the place you want to be at!

main.mcparks.us

minecrafters.nl

Survival, Mini Games

minecrafters.nl is 4 years old and every block is made in survival. More than 1 billion blocks have been placed in survival by 60,000 different people. You can buy and sell your own areas, make shops, make teleporters. We have a lot of mini games. And you will learn a lot on our server, such as working together in a team.

minecrafters.nl

Epic-Craft

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, Economy

A server with factions that has guns, jetpacks, cars, the moon, rockets you can use to go to other worlds, custom items, custom recipes, an economy, and Emerald tools. We also have kitpvp with guns and jetpacks, creative with protected plots, and extreme parkour with command blocks.

epiccraft-mc.no-ip.org

DantyCraft

PvE, Survival, Skyblock, PvP

it has taken 3 days and an all nighter to push the server to release today/tonite!!

hope you guys and gurls like dis server and will be upgraded soon with a new custom ip (dantycraft.net) and upgrade the ram for the server for less lag!

so come and play today and have some phun! —————————————————————- Our currency is Grass Blocks, Markets are Villager Traders, Making a parkour soon, PvP Zone for players who wanna FIGHT, Info list on how to use Skyblock!, Staff who can help with problems!,

216.172.106.219

Relic-MC

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Relic-MC is a survival multiplayer server with light role play elements and a dedicated staff committed to making your stay as enjoyable as possible.

Players start shipwrecked on an island, the only memory that they were sent to claim a mysterious relic. Not much is known about it, other than it has great power which could end the ongoing wars. The problem is the relic is sentient and doesn’t want to be found! Band together to survive the changing environment, monsters or even rival groups!

Whether you want to build, fight monsters, search for clues about whats going on or just have a polite conversation with the relic when its awake, you’ll find something interesting on our server.

Features: Working economy, light RP, player influenced plot, races, community events, contests, forums, lottery, ghosts, jail, chest protection MCDungeon, claim protection and more!

mc.relic-mc.com

Budder Realms

PvP, Survival, Creative, Factions

Budder-Realms (also known as MC-Budder or Butter Realms) is a Minecraft server! Budder-Realms has Factions (Factions is like basic survival, but you can claim land and invite other people to your faction, take over people’s land, etc!), but with GUNS! We also have a Creative world if you don’t like to fight. (Creative Worlds, also known as plot worlds are worlds when you can free build cool things on a large area of land. You have creative mode on plot worlds and only you and people you allow can build/destroy.)

mcbudder.com

College Debt

💥 Welcome to the Minecraft MIND-BLAST SERVER! 💥

The Ultimate Experience Where Reality COLLIDES with Blocky Chaos!

TOP SECRET Server Features:

Player Reviews (we advised them to take their meds):

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️