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LilBroNoGoHomeCraft

Adulthood, advice, Cats, college, college commitments, cost effective, dorm, DRIVE, family, feline addition, Life skills, LilBroNoGoHomeCraft, little brother, live with me, Moving, Relocation, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, sheltered, WIBTA

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2388
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping you escape real-life family drama! Are you tired of your mom trying to pawn off your little brother on you just because he’s starting college? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a virtual dorm for him and never have to worry about driving him around or dealing with his cat drama!

Join us now and experience the joy of creating your own virtual world where siblings can live in harmony (or at least not drive each other crazy). Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to deal with awkward family conversations again. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life family complications!

ZapCraft: Where even the creepers are shocked by our electrifying gameplay!

Abilities, Armour, Blasting, CREEPERS, Defense, disbelief, electricity, electrifying, ENERGY, Enhancement, Fiction, gameplay, Invincible, Mystery, power, Protection, question.., Science, Shocked, strength, SuperHero, Superhuman, Technology, ZapCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	379	Dragon Eggs Found:	8704
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the most electrifying PvP battles you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness players zapping each other with electric armor to become invincible warriors. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous. Plus, rumor has it that if you win a battle while wearing the electric armor, you’ll gain the ability to shoot lightning bolts from your fingertips. So come on, join us and let’s see who will be the ultimate electric warrior!

Crafty Creeper Conundrum: Radical HoMM3ism Edition

arcade games, aristocrat of the soul., Chaos, co-op challenge scenarios, competitive 1v1 HotA duels, conundrum, Crafty, creeper, Edition, enlightened modern man, EVOLA, founding fathers, homm3, HoMM3 efficiency, HoMM3ism, modern world, niggerdry, niggerfaggotry, offline gaming, political movement, Radical, Radical HoMM3ism, Single player, skills improvement

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of the chaos and niggerdry of the modern world? Do you seek refuge in a land where you can escape the madness and immerse yourself in the world of HoMM3? Look no further, for our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for Radical HoMM3ism!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, conquer challenging scenarios, and engage in fierce HotA duels. Leave behind the niggerfaggotry of the outside world and embrace the glory of HoMM3!

But that’s not all – when you need a break from saving the world of Enroth, you can kick back and play vintage arcade games from the comfort of your own virtual home. It’s a double dose of nostalgia and fun!

So come join us on our server, where the only chaos you’ll find is in the battles you wage and the friendships you forge. Embrace Radical HoMM3ism and become the aristocrat of your own virtual soul!

SchizoCraft: Where you’re always switching between being a pro and a noob!

Alternate, CHANGE, CONSTANTLY, doomer, emotions, feelings, growth, Improver, inner turmoil, mental health, mindset, mood swings, Negativity, noob, positivity, PRO, progress, SchizoCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Switching, tfw, ups and downs, Youre

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions as you constantly alternate between being a doomer and an improover. One minute you’ll be building a beautiful castle, feeling like the king of the world, and the next you’ll be hiding in a hole, convinced that the creepers are out to get you. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just survive long enough to tell the tale of your epic Minecraft journey.

Asuka’s Chip-tastic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, asuka, Asukas, Chiptastic, craving, CRISPY, crunchy, DELICIOUS, flavor, Food, Fried, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Minecraft, Munchies, potato chips, SALTY, snack, snack attack, snack time, Tasty, Thin, Treat

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Animals Bred:	98	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: Asuka, the legendary potato chip connoisseur, is snacking away while building a giant potato chip castle. And guess what? You can join her on this epic adventure! But wait, there’s more – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground potato chip mine filled with rare flavors waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the potato chip madness begin!

Blockwatch: Where Creeper Kills are Play of the Game

Apology, banning, Blizzard Entertainment, Blockwatch, come back, Competitive Gaming, creeper, esports, First Person Shooter, forgiveness, Game, Gaming Community, Inclusive Community, kills, multiplayer, online gaming, overwatch, Play, please Chuds, reconciliation, Redemption, Sorry., team-based, teamwork, video game

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	553	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of being banned for accidentally setting fire to the entire village with your lava bucket? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all Chuds with open arms! We believe in second chances, third chances, heck, even fourth chances! So come on back and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban hammer, but let’s not dwell on that). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some more hilarious memories together!

Kenyan Invasion: Minecraft Edition

Africa, America, caribbean, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Edition, FOREIGN AID, funding, Geopolitics, Government, Haiti, international relations, interventionism, Invasion, kenya, Kenyan, military intervention, Minecraft, MONEY, News, Politics, united states

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where we have a unique theme inspired by the wild adventures of Kenya invading Haiti with 60 million dollars! Who knew Minecraft could get so political?

Embark on quests to find hidden treasures in Haiti, battle it out with other players to claim your territory, and see if Kenya really puts their money where their mouth is in this crazy virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to meet the elusive Minecraft version of the Kenyan president leading the charge. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Respawn Rodeo: Where Dying is Just Another Way to Say Hello

“Youth, beauty, death, Dying, Fame, Honor, honorably, Imposter, Incompetence, INTELLECT, million deaths, MONEY, nobody, passing, POVERTY, powerlessness, respawn, rodeo, Stardom, stupidity, trans women, Transgender, Worship

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of worshipping all the wrong things in life? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from your existential crisis! Join us and worship the almighty block, the one true ruler of the virtual world!

On our server, you can build your own temple to the block gods, sacrifice virtual chickens in their honor, and even participate in epic block-building battles to prove your devotion. Who needs money, beauty, or fame when you have the power of the block on your side?

So come join us and embrace the pixelated paradise that awaits you. Say goodbye to your earthly woes and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks. Worship death? Nah, we worship blocks, baby!

Crafty Kids Club: Where we learn Minecraft facts faster than you can say ‘Creeper!’

#revelation, age, Awareness, Childhood, club, cognition, Crafty, creeper, Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, facts, Faster, growth, Insight, Kids, knowledge, learn, learning, Memory, milestone, Minecraft, realization, Recollection, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil llamas, build a house out of diamond blocks, and discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots! And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through telepathy? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

BUILD, colors, Copy, cultural appropriation, design, Equal, Flag, Flags, heritage, History, Houses, Identity, Imitation, inspiration, italy, national pride, national symbol, originality, pasta, patriotism, Pizzacraft, SOVEREIGNTY, symbol, tradition, Unique

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
New Chunks Explored:	329712	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Animals Bred:	138
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2511
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

blasphemy, come back, controversial, deity, Epic, Fandom, funny, humor, iconic figure, internet culture, Internet Sensation, Jesus, love, meme, Minecraft, never again, Parody, pop culture, proportions, Raptor, raptor jesus, Religion, Revenge, satire, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!