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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7089 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6060 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!