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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1431 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!