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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7691 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 2326 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!