Cozy Craft
> Welcome to Cozy Craft < < < Cozy Craft is a chill Minecraft server where you can relax and have fun. The main goal here is to chill out. If you’re in school or work a lot, this is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy Minecraft to the max. No drama, no fights, just grab a coffee, dim the lights, and escape.
Join us on Discord to get started! 🙂 https://discord.gg/9Nrr2whc4m
51.81.148.195:25570
Does the matrix glitch when you log on to our server? Of course! It’s the greatest or worst decision you’ll ever make! Your existence has led you here for a reason, and if you don’t join, you might just collapse into a paradox. Join now and confront the meaning of everything— or nothing! Nothing matters! Did you just hear the sound of a Llama singing your name? That’s normal on this chaotic world! Watch the grass melt. Play with purple cows. Laugh as time itself unravels!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cats | Every time you log in, a cat is spawned from a universe where time flows backward. It never stops meowing! |
| Floating Blocks of Cheese | These will either feed you or turn you into a sentient wedge of cheddar—choice is an illusion! |
| Dimension of Forgotten Dreams | Your dreams appear as monsters that hunt you relentlessly! They are your childhood toys come to life! |
| Quantum Pigs | Piggies that transcend dimensions! Sometimes they speak in riddles, sometimes they vanish—always they lie! |
| Invisible Bridges | Walk on air! Only works if you believe really hard. Are you believing? Look down to find out! |
| Endless Void Forest | A forest that exists in space but has trees that sing and dance your biggest fears back to you! How uplifting! |
Q: Is this server family-friendly?
A: Families are a concept created by the whims of society! What matters is whether your favorite jellybean knows your name. Do you trust jellybeans?
Q: How do I join?
A: You must sacrifice your favorite memory to a goblin who might accept your request, or just smash your keyboard. The choice will echo into eternity!
Q: What type of community can I expect?
A: Expect a community of whispers and echoes. It’s less of a community and more of a slow-motion train crash. Everyone’s invited—whether they know it or not!
“… with this bitch, she had a hot chubby blonde friend…”
“… I think her name was lizzy…”
“… tell them about the cheese…”
“… the llamas sing your name…”
“… time flows backward and dreams become nightmares…”
Once upon a time, in a land full of creepers and diamonds, there was a player who built the most amazing castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese!
But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons, build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We have dance parties in the village square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT!
imagine the thrill of chasing down deer in the virtual world, just like a family trip to Kansas but without the stress! 🌲🦌
we’ve got hotels booked and everything, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, who needs a big birthday party when you can have a hunting trip with your dad? 🎉🦌
don’t be scared to argue, just grab your virtual bow and arrow and join us for the ultimate deer hunting adventure! 🏹🦌
join now and let’s make some deer-tastic memories together! 🦌🎮 #DeerHuntingBirthdayTrip
Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! 🎢
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships in Minecraft…
Once upon a time, there was a player named Mike (19m) who thought he could get away with giving hickeys to another player named Sarah (21f) on a dare. But little did he know, his ex-girlfriend (19f) found out and decided to team up with Sarah to expose his scandalous deeds!
But wait, there’s more! Mike’s friends knew about his hickey-giving ways and didn’t say a word to his ex-girlfriend. Talk about betrayal in the world of blocks and mobs!
So, if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hotter than a blaze in the Nether, then this is the place for you! Join now and witness the craziest love triangle in Minecraft history unfold before your very eyes! 💔🔥🤣
Remember, on this server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip! 💣🙊🤪
Our server is like a virtual reiki session, but with more explosions and less judgement. Explore our vast world and let your creativity run wild, without anyone telling you to “just get stronger” or “eat more” (unless you’re talking about in-game food, of course).
Forget about real-life family drama and dive into a world where the only family you have to deal with are the mobs trying to take you down. Build alliances with other players and conquer the virtual universe together.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s mom acting as a healer when you can have a whole community of players to support you? Plus, our server is 100% astrology-free, guaranteed!
Once upon a time, there was a twin who borrowed their sibling’s epic jacket for a date with their boyfriend. But oh no, disaster struck when the twin started eating drippy foods over the jacket and then went to stay with their boyfriend’s smoking family! Will the jacket survive the night? Will the smell of smoke ruin its beauty forever?
Join our server and experience the drama, the excitement, and the thrill of sharing clothes with your twin in the most outrageous ways possible! Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos on our Minecraft server? So come on over and let the madness begin!
So, imagine this: you log into the server and you’re greeted by a group of players who are always late for everything. Like, seriously, they make “Filipino time” look like a joke. But hey, that’s part of the fun, right? You never know when your friends will actually show up to help you build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.
And get this – if you’re the first one to arrive at a meetup spot, you get a special prize! Like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper or something equally awesome. Plus, if you’re late, you have to do a silly dance in front of everyone. It’s all in good fun, trust me.
So, come join us on the server where being fashionably late is the norm and where the adventures never end. Who needs punctuality when you’ve got a bunch of crazy friends to play with? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – just don’t be surprised if your friends show up three hours late with a sheep in tow. It’s all part of the fun, baby!
Experience the thrill of covering for your friends while they sneak off to parties, just like in this crazy story. Who needs enemies when you have friends like Mia, right? But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any controlling boyfriends on our server – unless you count the mobs trying to take over your base!
So come join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where loyalty is questioned and friendships are put to the test. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation like this one – minus the drama, of course. See you in the game!
Our server is a place where you can build your own virtual family, one that actually listens to you and respects your boundaries. No more awkward birthday reminders or guilt trips about not visiting enough. On our server, you’re the king or queen of your own castle, with no pesky parents telling you what to do.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and create your own perfect paradise, free from family drama and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real parents when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new, drama-free life together!
Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom who only cares about money and cake, and focus on creating your own virtual world. Who needs a half-sister who won’t even share a cake with you when you can make friends who will help you gather resources and defeat the Ender Dragon?
Don’t let your mom’s sudden illness guilt trip you into seeing her – come join our server instead and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of yourself flipping her off, or create a secret underground base where you can hide from all the family drama.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a mom who only cares about her new wealthy family!
Join our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip with pixelated versions of your favorite 80s and 90s icons. Build your own retro-themed world complete with cassette tape decorations and giant Rubik’s cubes. And don’t forget to dress your character in leg warmers and fanny packs for the full throwback experience!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where dinosaurs still roam the earth and disco never died. Will you be brave enough to venture through and discover the truth behind this mysterious portal?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and relive the glory days of the 80s and 90s like never before!
FaithMC › Minecraft game project
⚔ Our IP – Play.FaithMC.ru? Website: www.FaithMC.ru?
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? Buying a donation: FaithMC.ru
? ❭ Welcome to the griefer server called FaithMC, I advise you to come and check out the server, because not only do we have a lot of freebies (/free), we care about the players. And every day we become better. The server is very cozy and most importantly cool!
? For a comfortable game on our project, we strongly recommend downloading what is perhaps the best launcher for the game – download link: https://tlauncher.org/
Have a nice game❤️
mc.faithmc.ru
| Server Name | Near-Anarchy Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Server Rules | No hacking (enforcement may vary) |
| Mods | TPS checker, ToolStats checker |
| Vanilla | Plain vanilla with minimal mods |
| Payment | No Pay-to-Win; possibility of Patreon support in the future |
| Availability | Limited availability during new semester |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on the server? | No, hacking is not allowed, but enforcement may vary. |
| What mods are installed on the server? | TPS checker and ToolStats checker for monitoring purposes. |
| Is the server Pay-to-Win? | No, there is no Pay-to-Win aspect on the server. Possible Patreon support in the future. |
| What is the server’s availability during the new semester? | Availability may be limited as some players are busy with new semester commitments. |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week.
But beware, rumors say that a secret society of chickens is plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a giant chicken coop. Will you rise up and stop them, or will you join their feathered ranks and cluck your way to victory?
Join now and see for yourself what it truly means to “fuck around and find out” in the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Key Features |
|---|
| Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite! |
| Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End |
| Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP |
| Team Play: Form alliances and build together |
| Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players |
| Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap |
Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.
Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!
Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.
Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!
Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.
Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live Bedrock IP: frogcraft.live Bedrock Port: 25950 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf Dynmap: https://map.frogcraft.live
We can’t wait to see you in-game!
Imagine a world where you can dump everything you have on her, like literally everything, just dump it all and watch the chaos unfold!
Join now for the ultimate dumping experience, where you can unleash your inner hoarder and show off all your precious loot to everyone else on the server.
Don’t miss out on this wild ride of dumping madness, join now and let the dumping begin!