NoobCraftersUnited

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9459	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

KyivNightRecruiters

Army, conscription, Draft, enlistment, kyiv, KyivNightRecruiters, mandatory service, Men, military service, nightlife, non-compliance, recruiters, Recruitment, recruitment process, recruitment tactics, registration, search, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian men

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Buildings Constructed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	182	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Real Life NPC Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, Consciousness, Existence, Hidden Truth, Life, mind-bending, Mystery, non-player character, Npc, Npcs, philosophy, real, Reality, Server, simulation hypothesis, simulation theory, society, unknown, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27

yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5826	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crops Grown:	7171
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magic Items Found:	6281	Blood Moons Survived:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

MysticHorizons MC

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

play.mystichorizons.net

Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

Active, Await, Community, Constant Stream, Custom, Custom Dungeons, custom structures, danger, dedicated server, Economy, Exploration, Items, java, Lore, Lore Shaping, No Lag, Open-Universe, ParaLol, Playerdriven, quality of life, Rifts, shopping district, smp, tps, Treasure, Tricky Trials, turns, uncharted territory, Updates

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

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Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

Server Features:

NEW Tricky Trials Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Respectful behavior towards other players
For full rules, visit website

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mines Excavated:	2575	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

CatWatch Minecraft Server

Accommodation, aita, Boundaries, cat behavior, cat shedding, cat sitting, CatWatch, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, pet allergies, pet care, pet ownership, refusing to watch partner’s cat, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, travel expectations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9092	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7281
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

CandleGateCraft

Asshole, bathroom, blowout, Boyfriend, Burning, candle, CandleGateCraft, Cloudy, Communication, Considerate, crazy, doormat, Girlfriend, House, lit candle, mad, misunderstanding, scented candle, smoke, smoke alarm, wicks

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

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