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CarCraftCapers

abusive relationship, car maintenance, car ownership, car payments, car theft, car troubles, CarCraftCapers, child custody, difficult decision, family conflict, family drama, felon, financial agreement, legal ownership, Les Schwab, Pregnant, sister-in-law, stolen car, unreliable roommate, WIBTA, working from home

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	267	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.

Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, ex, Exes2BFFs, Experience, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Just Friends, long-term effects, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4235
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone with your ex? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in turning exes into enemies…I mean, friends! Join us and watch as your former flame becomes your loyal mining buddy, building epic structures together while pretending like your breakup never happened. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? So come on, join our server and let’s turn that awkward ex into an epic gaming partner!

Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

APPOINTMENTS, changes, current events, Decision making, Defense, deputy defence ministers, DeputyDefenseMinisterGone, Government, leadership, Military, Minecraft, News, personnel, Politics, president, Putins, relative, RELATIVES, russia, Russian, sacked, Server, Vacancies, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

NATOcraft: Defense Spenders Unite!

Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense budget, defense commitment, defense spending, Europe, international relations, Military, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, record number, SECURITY, solidarity, spenders, Support, Target, Ukraine, unite, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	743
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	54	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

AlGoneAIgon

AI influence, ai technology, al, AlGoneAIgon, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, digital age, digital communication, digital communication evolution, font design, modern communication, Nickname, nickname disappearance, nickname evolution, nickname trends, sans serif fonts, Technology, technology impact, typography, typography trends, written communication

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

alcohol use, dysfunctional enzyme, Edition, enzyme dysfunction, EnzymeCraft, fat buildup, fatty liver, health, liver, liver conditions, liver damage, liver disease, liver disease prevention, liver disorders, liver function, liver health, liver health awareness, liver health research, NAFLD, nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, research, study

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3148
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

bedrock, blocks, buggy, coordinates, Cross-Play, crossdressing, Day, DukeSMP, Emote, Fun, Graves, Items, java, Join, night, offhand, one player sleep, player head, Plugins, Sass, Server, Side, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Players Killed by Monsters:	968	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Animals Bred:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	416251
Players Killed by Monsters:	6489	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!