Do you hate it when people chew with their mouths open? Well, on our server, we have a strict no chewing rule! That’s right, if you dare to crunch on some carrots while playing, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “om nom nom.”

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better have some llama treats handy, because these fluffy merchants don’t take emeralds as payment!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, join us today and prepare for a wild ride! Just make sure to brush up on your llama language skills before you log on.