United Lands SMP: Epic War Zone

Zone, United, player-driven economy dynamics, non-P2W fairness principles, immersive roleplay experiences

🌍 Welcome to United Lands [SMP]

Sun Tzu once said, "To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting." But he never played United Lands.

🎮 What to Expect

Step into a unique Earth server!

A 1:500 scale map lets you claim lands and build your empire.
Discounts for big groups, so grab your pals!

🎥 Watch Our Trailer

Catch the action! Our video shows epic wars and cool towns. Check it out!

🛠️ Deep Gameplay

Build towns and roleplay.
Collect custom items like new weapons and tasty food, from avocados to mac & cheese.

💹 Progress Your Way

Pick from 7 jobs with skill trees.
Unlock Masterwork Armor and cool upgrades.
Join a town or make your own path.

💵 Player-Driven Economy

No Admin Shops!
Create your own shops and sell goods.
Find the best deals or compete to sell more.

💸 Fair Play

No Pay-to-Win!
All store items are just for looks.
Everyone has a fair shot at winning.

⚔️ Epic Wars

Join big battles!

Defend your lands or expand your empire.
New war system on the way for even better combat.

📰 This Week’s Highlights

Event Championships ended with many prizes!
Check out the ice boat racing league every weekend.
Follow our Instagram for town showcases and news!

📑 Server IP: play.unitedlands.net

💬 Join Our Community on Discord

🗺️ View Our Dynamic World Map

Ready to jump in? This server is open 24/7 for both Bedrock and Java players!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Build & Role!

dynamic player interactions, BUILD, smp, immersive plugin enhancements, detailed lore exploration

🧹 Janitor’s Closet SMP

[Semi-Vanilla] [Roleplay] {Worldbuilding} {Whitelist} {15+}

♠️ Why Join Janitor’s Closet SMP? ♠️

JC SMP is a chill spot for roleplay and worldbuilding. Here, players team up to craft a whole fake world, one town, faith, and nation at a time.

Make your own culture, faith, or tale, then watch it grow with others! Be a farmer, a leader, a soldier, or even a cult boss. Just keep it lore-friendly!

What Makes Us JC:

Player-built towns: We like small builds that fit the vibe. Big builds are cool if your story is strong!
Lore is player-made: Events, faiths, and politics come from the players!
Compelling RP: Grow your character with events and lore!
Whitelist-only: Keeps it mature and fun.
Plugins: For better play and fun!

🧽 Season Update – Janitors Closet: Scrubbed

We run in seasons to keep it fresh. Past seasons had some bumps, but we’re back to what made JC fun: cool stories and in-game fun.

If you’re new or a returner, there’s a spot for you!

Join our Discord to apply. Quick form after you read the rules to keep out bad apples.

Discord

Click here to join!

Craft Your World SMP 1.21.4+

community-driven events, Craft, world, interactive economy simulations, ”’Creative building experiences

🧱 Your Crafts SMP

This is a new server for folks who want to build and grow. They need active players to help make a fun place to play.

🌍 What’s Cool Here?

Custom world with nice colors and big trees
High world for huge builds
Real money system based on gold & iron
Jobs and shops to earn and trade
Nations and stories made by players
Fun fishing and farming
No pay-to-win stuff; all fair
Discord for chat and events

👋 Who to Join?

They want friendly and creative players. No whitelist, so anyone can hop in anytime!

🟢 IP: mc.yourcrafts.us

💬 Discord: Join Us!

Come help shape this new world!

ViralCraft: AI-Generated Fun

social media, Authenticity, internet phenomenon, video production, ai generated

so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and basic and stuff? well, NOT THIS ONE! this server is like, the craziest, most epic, mind-blowing server you will ever play on!

first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. if u can defeat the chicken and open the chest, u will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

also, our server is home to the legendary pink sheep army. these sheep are, like, super powerful and will protect u from any mobs that try to attack. plus, they are really good at dancing and will throw u a party every time u log on.

oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s, like, totally safe and stuff.

so, like, why would u want to play on any other server when u can join ours and experience all this craziness for yourself? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!

MouseMashFitCamp

exercise outcomes, weight management, circadian rhythm regulation, Animal Behavior, obesity risk

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U SOMETHIN, ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT MICE DOIN HIGH-INTENSITY EXERCISE ALL DAY LONG! DEY BE RUNNIN ON DEM TREADMILLS LIKE CRAZY, DISRUPTIN THEIR CIRCADIAN RHYTHM AND GETTIN ALL CONFUSED. BUT GUESS WHAT? IT MAKES DEM GAIN WEIGHT, EVEN IF DEY AIN’T EATIN NOTHIN! SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, COME JOIN US AND SEE DEM CHUNKY MICE IN ACTION!

Over4Me Minecraft Server

Karma, Boyfriend, Screenshot, comparison, upvotes

> So, you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup, because this server is not for the faint of heart!

> Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly you’re ambushed by a gang of killer bunnies riding on giant chickens. Yeah, that’s right, we’ve got killer bunnies on steroids here!

> But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

> And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. You’ll be dancing with creepers and partying with skeletons like there’s no tomorrow.

> So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive the night in the haunted mansion, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

> So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most wild and wacky Minecraft server around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Minecraft server: TekkenCraft

Tekken, Tekken sisters, Rivalry, strong female characters, Tekken universe

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lili sisters have been gutted…but in a good way! Join us for some crazy adventures where you never know what will happen next. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why being gutted by the Lili sisters is the best thing that could ever happen to you in Minecraft!

DiamondDynasty Minecraft Server

family dynamics, avoiding DIL, Family issues, family drama, family gatherings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Looking for a place to escape the real world craziness? Look no further!

Join us and leave your real-life Jenny behind. Our server is a safe haven from all the loud and opinionated players out there. No need to worry about someone pushing past you or messing up your virtual Starbucks order here!

We’ve had our fair share of family drama, but on this server, we only have one rule: keep the peace and have a good time. So come on in and leave your real-life problems at the door. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Don’t let anyone call you a bully for wanting to have a drama-free gaming experience. Join our server and let loose with a community that understands the importance of fun and friendship. Plus, we promise no one will ever call you any “lovely names” here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to all the real-life drama. We can’t wait to welcome you with open arms (and maybe a virtual Starbucks drink or two)!

KidzCraftFunLand

parenting, exclusion, shared custody, step-parenting, ethical parenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and create your own virtual family drama – maybe you’ll discover that one of your Minecraft kids isn’t actually yours! Who needs DNA tests when you can just /spawn a new child?

Experience the thrill of custody battles and ex-partner drama in our virtual world. Build a custody agreement with your ex in-game and see if you can come out on top.

Don’t worry about excluding any virtual siblings from your adventures – on our server, everyone is welcome! Except for that one kid who keeps griefing your builds… we don’t talk about them.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the drama unfold. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera!

BlockyLifeLessons

damaging lessons, parenting, learning, Childhood, Beliefs

Are your kids learning how to build a basic dirt hut in Minecraft? Boring! Join our server and they’ll learn how to build a castle made entirely of TNT! Who needs safety when you have explosions, amirite? Plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon where players can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s like a poultry apocalypse down there! So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft and hello to the most chaotic and ridiculous server you’ve ever seen!

Collaborative Nation-Building Efforts