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TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	1433
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8518
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	5017
Ores Mined:	9104	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	New Chunks Explored:	515762
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	1496
Towns Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Star Shards Collected:	182
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

BlockyLoveIsland

annoying habits, biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, BlockyLoveIsland, DATING, deal breakers, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that turn me off, turn off behaviors, turn off characteristics, turn off qualities, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a potential partner, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!