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Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchantments Applied:	161	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	154	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	209	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2278
Runes Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8732
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Crops Grown:	8838	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9272	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!