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TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ores Mined:	5831
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Babes, bedrock, Game, Spice

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Crops Grown:	4916	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	161

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3465	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8068
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Magic Items Found:	1866
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	792664	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
New Chunks Explored:	634506	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!