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Instant Cure City

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	623680	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dragons Tamed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

ChickensInSpace: A Minecraft Server for Questioning Life’s Mysteries like ‘why are women so unhealthy?’

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Buildings Constructed:	16
Towns Built:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4049	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	114	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as women’s health? Look no further, because our server is just like dating – you never know what you’re gonna get! Join us for a rollercoaster of a time as we navigate through the mysterious world of women’s immune systems!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll think you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of canceled dates and naps at all hours of the day. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with the drama! And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why women are always getting sick.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only thing you can count on is the unpredictability of women’s health. Who needs stability when you can have chaos, right? See you there, if you can stay awake!

Caffeine Clash Minecraft Server

battle, Beverage, Caffeine, clash, coffee, cold drinks, Competition, drink, Hot Drinks, low difficulty, Minecraft, Preference, refreshment, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Soda, Surprising Entry, taste test, tea, Victory, Wars, Water

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	New Chunks Explored:	168533
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Coffee vs Tea wars are raging on! Choose your side and battle it out in intense PvP matches to prove once and for all which is the superior beverage.

But wait, what’s this? Water has made a surprising entrance into the battlefield, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Can you navigate through the madness and come out victorious?

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, Soda swoops in and wins with low difficulty, leaving everyone scratching their heads in disbelief. Join us on this wild ride and experience the most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineLOL – Minecraft Server for League of Legends Fans

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Fans, fizz, Illaoi, League, league of legends, Legends, leona, milio, Minecraft, MineLOL, miss fortune, Model Viewer, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Primordian, racebait, Rain Shepherd, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Spam Filters, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3527
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now and experience the thrill of battling against the new Champion, Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds. But that’s not all, we also have the Rain Shepherd, Milio and Fizz, who will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server.

Join the Anima Squad consisting of Illaoi, Aurora, Yasuo, Xayah, Seraphine (Legendary), Miss Fortune (Mythic Variant), Yuumi (+Prestige), and Leona (+Prestige) as they embark on epic quests and battles. And let’s not forget about the Primordian heroes Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox (Legendary) who will protect you from any danger.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updating with new content and patches, so you’ll never get bored. And if you’re looking for some tips and tricks, check out our builds and account stats to dominate the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Cousin-Free Crafters Minecraft Server

16 year old, aita, Cinema, cinema night, cousin, CousinFree, Crafters, Day, family, Food, Girlfriend, including family, just us, Minecraft, nearby city, outing, partners cousin, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and doesn’t randomly invite family members to your game night? Look no further than our server! We promise not to let your girlfriend’s cousin crash your virtual adventures without your permission.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and explore vast worlds without any unwanted guests tagging along. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

So come on over and join our server, where the only family you’ll have to deal with is the one you create with your fellow players. Say no to unexpected guests and yes to epic gaming experiences!

MineCraftCash100

$100 bill, awkward situations, Birthday Party, children, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift opening, gift pile, Gratitude, MineCraftCash100, no gifts, parenting, party guests, party planning, social norms, spoiled, unexpected gifts

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the loot is as epic as a seven-year-old’s birthday party! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous gifts.

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a birthday party where the invite said “no gifts,” but some players just couldn’t resist bringing presents. One player, let’s call them Joe, shows up empty-handed and feels so embarrassed that they quickly whip up a virtual card with a $100 bill inside. The reactions from the other players are priceless, and the drama unfolds as Joe sulks in the corner while his partner, Sue, acts like it’s all part of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our server and uncover hidden treasures, crazy quests, and a community that will keep you on your toes. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyHacks Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Votes:	6034
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hack in the industry! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret loot chests hidden in the most unexpected places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. Our server is so sneaky, even the admins don’t know where all the goodies are hidden!

But that’s not all – we have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire world is filled with explosive surprises, and “Zombie Apocalypse Weekends” where the undead take over and players must fight for survival. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that poops diamonds!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and uncover all the industry secrets that will have you laughing and crying at the same time? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

BlockBurnoutMC

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you sick and tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Emeralds Found:	3089	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures. like, one time, we had this birthday party for little timmy, right? and someone made this insane cake that looked like a giant creeper, but it was also, like, a portal to the nether or something. it was wild, man.

and, like, we have this rule where we don’t allow any extremism, so you won’t have to worry about any crazy stuff happening here. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic structures out of blocks. no hate allowed, bro.

come join us on this server, where the only thing that’s horrifying is how awesome our builds are. the jewish community would be proud of the crazy stuff we’re doing here. so, like, come on and join the fun, bro. let’s build some epic stuff together.

CannonFodderCraft

aid, Alliance, cannon fodder, CannonFodderCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, north korean, pentagon, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, if you don’t, north korean troops will be used as cannon fodder in ukraine by russia! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? so, join our server and save those poor troops from their doom! plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for days. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a hero in more ways than one!

HairCraft: Food Edition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Farms Harvested:	718
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna find out what it feels like to eat hair in ur food!! we have a special plugin that adds random hairs to ur virtual food so u can feel the thrill of finding a surprise in every bite.

but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.

plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).

PsychoCraft: Arousal Agency

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	5048
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?