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CraftyCreeperLand

Amenities, best, Community, convenience, cost of living, CraftyCreeperLand, Entertainment, Environment, Healthcare, Living, location, neighbors, noise, opportunities, Pollution, quality of life, Safety, SCHOOLs, traffic, weather, WORST

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	7	Mines Excavated:	2860
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Come join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where the best thing is that you can build your dream mansion without worrying about zoning laws or nosy neighbors! The worst thing? Well, our server is so addictive that you might forget to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. But hey, who needs those things when you’re busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding on flying pigs? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

JasperFireRescueCraft

15 metres per minute, 400ft flames, Alberta, brave firefighters, Canada, Canadian resort town, disaster relief, emergency response, emergency services, evacuation efforts., fast-moving wildfire, fire spread rate, Firefighters, first responders, Forest Fire, Jasper National Park, JasperFireRescueCraft, natural disaster, save Jasper, wildfire containment, wildfire prevention

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crops Grown:	1188	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the flames are as high as 400ft and spread faster than you can say “creeper!” we’ve got a fire spread rate of approximately 15 metres per minute, so you better be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast! join now and see if you can survive the heat, just like poor jasper in the canadian resort town. who needs firefighters when you’ve got mad minecraft skills? let’s burn it up, baby!

Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	69
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Votes:	5106
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	510
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	53	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7079
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mines Excavated:	4288
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.