On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!
And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!
🏰 Build a castle to hide from your nosy third cousins and great aunts who always want to know your business! Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
💥 Fight off creepers and skeletons with your trusty pickaxe and sword, because here, the only drama you’ll face is surviving the night!
🤪 Join now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs phone numbers and Facebook accounts when you have a whole new world to explore with your fellow block-loving relatives? Let’s mine and craft our way to a drama-free paradise! 😂
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOUR BREAKFAST FOODS HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN AND FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY. WILL THE GRANOLA CEREAL GANG BE ABLE TO OUTSMART THE HOT CEREALS OR WILL THE THERMOMETER THROW A PLOT TWIST INTO THE MIX?
JOIN US FOR CRAZY FOOD FIGHTS, WACKY ADVENTURES, AND A WHOLE LOTTA FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH THERMOMETERS THAT CAN TELL YOU THE TEMPERATURE OF ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR MOM’S COOKING!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE BREAKFAST MEETS MINECRAFT IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS WAY POSSIBLE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY.
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New Season: ☀️New Horizon
Features:
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Warps | Teleport to different locations |
| Custom Ores | Unique ores for mining |
| Daily Rewards | Get rewards daily |
| Redeem Codes | Redeem special codes for rewards |
| Player Shop | Set up your own shop to trade with players |
| Admin Shop | Buy items from the server’s shop |
| Rank | Earn ranks in the server |
| Clans | Create or join clans |
| Clan Base | Build and customize your clan’s base |
Open World SMP! Forge your own path in this ever-evolving world. CRAFT BIG!!
Join at Discord !! JOIN IN DISCORD !
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, there are rules that all players must follow to maintain a friendly and fair gaming environment. |
| Can I create my own clan? | Yes, players can create their own clans and invite other players to join. |
| How do I earn rewards? | Players can earn rewards by participating in server events, completing challenges, and being active in the community. |
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one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cake. another player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of evil bunnies.
if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures in Minecraft, then this server is the place to be. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the block.
join us and u’ll be dodging viruses left and right while building the craziest creations u can think of. we got giant chickens that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yea, it’s pretty epic.
we got, like, a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for, like, space technology and stuff. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. you can trade those eggs for, like, special weapons and armor. it’s nuts, dude.
plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks, man. it’s the dream.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a season called “Unicorn Blizzard” where players can ride rainbow unicorns through a winter wonderland filled with glitter and magic. It’s like Elsa’s ice palace, but with more unicorns and less Let It Go.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild and wacky seasonal adventure, join us today! Who needs boring old winter when you can ride unicorns and drink pumpkin spice lattes all year round?
Craftee is a skilled and passionate artist who specializes in various crafting techniques such as sewing, knitting, and DIY projects. With a keen eye for detail and a creative mindset, Craftee creates unique and handmade items that showcase their talent and dedication to the craft. Through their work, Craftee aims to inspire others to embrace their creativity and find joy in creating beautiful and functional pieces.
| Server Type | Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Whitelist | Yes |
| Community | Established since 2013 |
| Plugins/Mods | None |
| Age Requirement | 18+ |
A: To join the server, you need to apply through our discord server: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6
A: No, we are keeping the server Vanilla without any mods or plugins.
A: We have a set of community guidelines that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive and respectful environment.
A: PvP is allowed but must be consensual between players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cake, where you can feast to your heart’s content.
So why did he post this in September, you ask? Because this is the month where the unicorns come out to play on our server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie llamas – it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
Join us now for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden apples, and even a secret underground society of talking pigs!
But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a parkour course made entirely of lava, and a dance party every Saturday night at the village square!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life!
Forget about ruining weddings with shocking revelations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be ruining is creepers’ plans to blow up your creations. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself asked for a VIP pass just to hang out with us. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato and epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon named Fluffy.
So, if you’re ready to break the news to your friends that you’ve found the most insane Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Server Version | 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired) |
|---|---|
| Addons | Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames) |
| Player Base | Dedicated with fun events |
| Economy | Diamond economy |
| Rules | No griefing, no cheating, etc… |
Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
A: The server is 2 months old
A: Yes, the server is whitelisted
A: The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages
A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players
A: Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the provided discord link
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at. From flying pigs to talking villagers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a pack of wolves ready to protect you from any Endermen that come your way.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events that are crazier than a creeper riding a minecart. From building competitions to treasure hunts, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – they’re so fun, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!