Cold MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CozyCraft SMP: Warmth in a Cold World

joy, cold, compassion, snuggling, friendship

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, you heard me right! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes? You got it. This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids.

And don’t even get me started on the community. We’ve got the friendliest bunch of players this side of the Nether. Need help building a giant statue of a potato? They’ll be there with their shovels and spuds in hand. Want to prank your best friend by filling their house with llamas? They’ll be there cheering you on.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

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SchoolBusNoMore

Winter, walk, Communication, tiring, Pick up

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your family all the time? Do you wish your spouse would just learn how to drive so you can share the responsibility? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and experience the thrill of driving virtual cars with your spouse! No more nagging or cold walks to school, just hop in your virtual car and zoom off to pick up your virtual kids. Plus, you can even race against other players to see who’s the fastest driver in town!

Don’t let your spouse blame you for everything, join our server and show them that driving can be a shared responsibility. Who knows, maybe they’ll even get inspired to learn how to drive in real life too! So come on, join us and let’s drive into the sunset together on our epic Minecraft server!

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SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

cough, post nasal drip, wellness, health, flu

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

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Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

tradition, slide, Die, Festive, Santa Claus

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

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NoCutsNoButtsMC

self checkout, Rush, WOMAN, Christmas spirit, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

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Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

Fifa, Minecraft, football, controversy, cold

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

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Flu-Free Minecraft Server

FluFree, Fever, Sickness, Contagious, pandemic

Are you sick and tired of the flu ruining your day in your boring country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our virtual world is flu-free and full of epic adventures waiting for you to explore. Say goodbye to sniffles and hello to building the craziest creations with your new blocky buddies. Join now and let’s build a world where the only thing spreading is joy and creativity!

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WhyAreTheyMinecraft SMPRationalAndCold

Spam, cold, Stereotypes, Rational, exclamation mark

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you LOL like a German spamming emoticons? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who end every sentence with an exclamation mark or ellipsis, just like those emotional Germans on the internet. Join us for a wild ride of emotive expressions and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself using 2000s emoticons like :-/ and 😛 more often than you ever thought possible! So come on, join us and let your inner German emoticon lover shine! XD 😀

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Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server

younger races, Server, cold-blooded creatures, Evolution, world domination

Are you tired of being bossed around by those pesky younger races in Minecraft? Join our server and let the cold bloods take over! They’re way more competent and nicer than those other races. Plus, if you disagree, you clearly want chaos to win and who wants that? Join us and let the cold bloods rule the world – it’s the only logical choice!

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Frosty Ocean Minecraft Server

chilly ocean, Server, ocean temperature, frosty, cold

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Ocean biome is so cold, you’ll need a pufferfish onesie just to survive! Our server is so cool, literally, that you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a slushie. But don’t worry, we’ve got hot cocoa dispensers scattered throughout the ocean floor to keep you warm.

Join us for epic underwater battles against the evil polar bears who have taken over the Arctic Ocean biome. We’ve got dolphins with laser beams on their heads to help you in your quest for domination. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret ice castle where the Snow Queen resides, ready to challenge you to a snowball fight for the ages.

So why wait? Dive into the icy depths of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring a warm blanket and some extra wool socks, because things are about to get frosty!

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