Cold MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Laughing Void Minecraft 1.20.3

Reserved, Save, dark humor, HEARTBREAK, irony

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughter and tears! We promise outrageous adventures that will leave you questioning the meaning of life itself.

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while contemplating the futility of existence.

Laugh until you cry as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question reality.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to have your heart broken and your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible.

Join us now for a journey that will leave you with nothing but the cold, the silence, and the loneliness…and maybe a few diamonds along the way!

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BabyBlockzCraft

parenting, sick person, BabyBlockzCraft, Communication, weekend getaway

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of health and safety? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no one will intentionally bring their sick germs into the game and infect your virtual character. We prioritize the well-being of all players, even if they’re just blocks and pixels.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where grandpas care more about weekend getaways than their own grandsons’ health. Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build, explore, and have a good time without worrying about catching a virtual cold. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise not to ruin your trip!

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PreggoProblemsMC

AITAH, DEADLINE, Rude, confusion, University

Are you tired of boring old professors who don’t even tell you when they’re pregnant? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all the professors are expecting and ready to give birth at any moment! Don’t worry, they’ll still grade your research papers while in labor – talk about dedication!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous group project stories, like the time a student accidentally built a rollercoaster instead of a research lab, or when someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet. You never know what wacky adventures await you on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate about whether it’s appropriate to ask a pregnant professor to read your research paper. It’s all in good fun on our server – where the only rule is to have a good time!

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

cold, crutches, ICY, HangryCraft, text

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

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SickGFNoSoupAITA

anger, doctor’s orders, SickGFNoSoupAITA, Decision making, bed rest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a soup-themed castle but accidentally flooded their entire base with tomato soup. Or the epic battle between two players over who gets to claim the title of the ultimate soup chef in the server.

Forget about bed rest and doctor’s orders, on our server, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content. Who needs soup when you can create your own virtual feast of pixelated delights?

So come on over and join us for a hilariously fun time filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few soup-related mishaps along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be bedridden with is laughter!

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BasementBunkers Minecraft Server

luggage, cramped, mattress, dusty, living room

Are you tired of being kicked out of your own room just to accommodate your relatives? Do you want a place where you can build your own kingdom without any interruptions? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and claim your virtual space now!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about dusty basements or uncomfortable mattresses. You can build the grandest castle, the tallest tower, or the craziest rollercoaster without anyone telling you to make room for someone else.

Forget about arguing with your parents, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a cramped house when you can have an entire virtual world to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to sharing your space with pesky relatives!

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NannyMomNoPopIn

screaming fit, 6 month old, Upset, Limit, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of constant pop-ins just like this nanny does! Join us for a wild adventure filled with baby screams and camera surveillance – just kidding, we promise there are no cameras in our Minecraft world (unless you count the ones you build yourself)!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the constant interruptions of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any unwanted pop-ins. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for politely asking for some space.

So come join us and say goodbye to the baby screams and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to build a virtual nanny to take care of all your in-game needs!

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Cold Mattresses, Warm Blankets

faces, comfort, mattresses, Warm, bedtime

hey u, ya u, come join our epic minecraft server where the blankets are warm but the pillows are cold, cuz why not? we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips, it’s a wild ride, man. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night, it’s lit. plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

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PreggoCraft: No Wallpaper Duty!

Help, refusal, husband, task, Heating

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel grateful for not having to remove wallpaper in the freezing cold while pregnant? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual world where you can escape from reality and enjoy building without any manual labor involved. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you focus on one task at a time, unlike some ADHD partners out there. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun and creativity!

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NoExcuseMC

sugarcoating, NoExcuseMC, expect, cold, Honesty

So, imagine this: You’re chilling in your Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get an invite to join this epic server. You’re not really feeling it, so you just hit them with a “Thanks, but I’ll pass.” No excuses, no BS.

But then, word gets around that your straightforward response hurt their feelings. They wanted you to come up with some crazy excuse or make up a story to soften the blow. Like, really? Who has time for that?

On this server, we believe in keeping it real. No need for fake excuses or sugarcoating. Just pure, unadulterated honesty. And if that triggers some people, well, that’s on them.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama and just want to game in peace, join our server. No fake niceties, just good ol’ Minecraft fun. Plus, who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this land of brutal honesty? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, I tell ya.

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