Join us for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the Macarena, and villagers who tell the best dad jokes.
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. And our players? They’re like superheroes, fighting off hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more bonkers than a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs tourist trips to Russia and Belarus when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!
our players are trained in the ways of cognition, experience, and education to make split-second decisions to keep you safe from those pesky cyber baddies. plus, our staff are like, super smart and will guide you through any cyber crisis with their big brains and fancy degrees.
join our server for a wild ride of cyber adventures, where you’ll learn to outsmart hackers, protect your digital assets, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a cyber warrior in the fight against evil!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Events | We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum! |
| Inclusivity | Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends. |
| Quality of Life Addons | One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More! |
| Shopping and Minigames District | A Thriving Shopping and Minigames District |
| Mayoral Elections | Allowing players to make choices on how they want shopping and minigames district to run. |
| Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins | We can see who has taken stuff, where it went, and can roll back any damage. You never need to worry about your items or builds! |
| 24/7 Uptime | Our server is always online and ready for you to enjoy |
Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?
A: To get started and meet some new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc
Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?
A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.
Q: Can I participate in the Mayoral Elections?
A: Yes, all players have the opportunity to vote in the Mayoral Elections and affect the decision-making process for the shopping and minigames district.
Q: How can I report stealing or griefing on the server?
A: We have anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place that allow us to track and rollback any damages. You can report any issues to the server moderators.
Join us and experience the thrill of being in a virtual relationship with your ex, complete with surprise pregnancies and angry texts! Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep the peace, or will you find yourself blocked from love like a creeper in the night?
But that’s not all – our server also offers thrilling adventures like dodging angry moms and making last-minute e-transfers for rent and groceries. And don’t forget the heart-pounding excitement of driving through downtown Toronto to pick up your ex after a concert – will you make it in time, or will you be left stranded in a sea of blocky traffic?
So come join us on our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little romance. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.
Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?
So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!
But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.
Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even dive into the Nether and challenge the fearsome Wither boss to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).
So why join our server? Because here, you can truly live out your gaming fantasies and never have to worry about being stuck in a boring old reality. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived being permanently trapped in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!
