Cold Water MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag

russia, Geopolitics, cold water, Ukraine, current events

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan!

ShowerSucksCraft

hair washing, water pressure, steamy mirrors, skin irritation, lack of privacy

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP

cold water, stores, Bridge.., Police, populated area

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a shopping district with a bridge over a deep river, where players can test their survival skills in the most extreme way possible.

Join our server and experience the adrenaline rush of tying heavy kettlebells to your ankles, slicing your wrists open, and jumping off the bridge to see if you can survive the fall into the river. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Worried about someone stopping you from your epic stunt or getting sent to a psych ward? Don’t worry, we have a solution for that too! Just speak to the ambulance/police calmly and rationally, and you might just get away with it. Plus, the chance of someone stripping you naked to prevent hypothermia is just an added bonus to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft! Just remember to play at your own risk and have a blast!

HotColdCraft

HotColdCraft, Possibility, Experience, sensation of hot water, unusual experiences

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT HOT WATER SLIDES AND COLD WATER SLIDES, WE MAKE SURE YOU FEEL ALL THE TEMPERATURES, EVEN THE WEIRD ONES. ONCE A PLAYER GOT STUCK IN A HOT WATER SLIDE AND CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE A LOBSTER, BUT HE SAID IT WAS WORTH IT FOR THE LOLZ. SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST WATER PARK IN MINECRAFT HISTORY, WHERE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT TEMPERATURE YOU’LL END UP AT NEXT!

Aphrodite

Survival, PvP

Aphrodite is a spigot Minecraft survival server with a special gamemode that spawn TNT when you walk on specific blocks. It is running on version 1.16.5. The server is self hosted as a hobby.

play.whoopie.xyz

MC-Craft

Factions, Prison

This is a new MC server it has factions and prison and much more coming soon (we are looking for mods and devs )

mccraft.online

Pixelmon Beyond the Islands

Pixelmon, Survival

A Pixelmon server made for the enjoyment of all.

Now, the modpack required is in the discord server so join.

We also have cool stuff in there sooo…

pixelmonbeyondtheislands.falixsrv.me:50327

The Hangout SMP

Hangout, smp

Server Name: The Hangout SMP
Current Version: Java Release 1.20.1
Server IP/Address: thehangout.mcnetwork.me

Description:

The Hangout is a server that supports diversity and individuality. While our community is currently rather small, we welcome players from all backgrounds! This SMP is a safe space for all members, and we hope to provide a enjoyable experience. Some of our members like to create content on the server, however there is no pressure to do this.

The Hangout has a discord where members can keep up to date on the servers’ events, or new additions to the server. Whether this be new player-built shops, or new community projects looking for members to get involved with. If you want to get involved with this, please look below at our links! When looking to build, just be considerate of others leaving plenty of space for them to expand.

Our discord is a great opportunity to find out about events such as end busting, exploring the nether, mini-game tournaments etc, but also a great place to see the server in action! Frequent announcements, updates and in-game posts will all be on there, so feel free to join us.

Important Links:

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/xsJZUz7UGB

Lands of Eden

PvE, Survival, MCMMO, Creative, PvP

Lands of Eden ⋙ https://landsofeden.com ⊀Survival⊁ ⊀Creative⊁ ⊀Bending⊁ ⊀Factions⊁

Come join us on Lands of Eden! We feature a survival world, a creative world, factions, and more! You can even bend the four elements (plus Chi Blocking) like in Avatar: The Last Airbender or The Legend of Korra.

play.LandsofEden.com