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Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag
brag, bragging, cold, cold water, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Dispute, dump, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, News, Politics, Putins, russia, summit meeting, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, world leaderscome join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan! -
ShowerSucksCraft
cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastageTired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style! -
The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP
ambulance, Body Temperature, Bridge.., Calmly, clothes, cold water, CONVINCING, deep river, drowning, ireland, kettlebells, method, Minecraft, naked, Odds, overdosing, painkillers, Police, populated area, Problems, psych ward, rationally, rescue, rope, smp, stores, SUICIDE, suicide method, WristsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a shopping district with a bridge over a deep river, where players can test their survival skills in the most extreme way possible.Join our server and experience the adrenaline rush of tying heavy kettlebells to your ankles, slicing your wrists open, and jumping off the bridge to see if you can survive the fall into the river. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Worried about someone stopping you from your epic stunt or getting sent to a psych ward? Don’t worry, we have a solution for that too! Just speak to the ambulance/police calmly and rationally, and you might just get away with it. Plus, the chance of someone stripping you naked to prevent hypothermia is just an added bonus to keep things interesting.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft! Just remember to play at your own risk and have a blast!
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HotColdCraft
bodily sensations, Body, cold water, Contrast, Experience, extremes, hot water, HotColdCraft, human experience, physical sensations, Possibility, rare, Sensation, sensation of cold water, sensation of hot water, sensory experiences, Temperature, Unique, unusual experiences, water temperatureLOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT HOT WATER SLIDES AND COLD WATER SLIDES, WE MAKE SURE YOU FEEL ALL THE TEMPERATURES, EVEN THE WEIRD ONES. ONCE A PLAYER GOT STUCK IN A HOT WATER SLIDE AND CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE A LOBSTER, BUT HE SAID IT WAS WORTH IT FOR THE LOLZ. SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST WATER PARK IN MINECRAFT HISTORY, WHERE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT TEMPERATURE YOU’LL END UP AT NEXT! -
Aurora SMP: Where building a dirt house is a true rite of passage! Join us for the chaos and fun! 18+ only!
Adventure, aurora, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Datapacks, dedicated server, Dirt, endermen, Exploration, Fabric, Fun, House, imagination, Join, Memories, mini blocks, mobs, multiplayer, passage, player heads, Rite, shulker shells, Sleep, smp, Survival, True, Vanilla, wandering tradersAurora SMP Minecraft Server Overview
Description Survive and thrive in our brand new season 3 world. Join a warm and welcoming community of fellow adventurers. Enjoy a vanilla feel server running on Fabric 1.21 with various datapacks. Common FAQ:
Question Answer What version of Minecraft is the server running on? We are running on Fabric 1.21 How can I join the server? To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord What kind of datapacks are available? – Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night – Endermen will not steal your dirt – You can adjust armor stands – Shulkers drop 2 shells – Wandering traders sell mini blocks Is PvP enabled? Yes, players drop their head when killed by another player Can I view my creations in 3D? Yes, we offer a Bluemap for a 3D view of creations in a web browser