Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.
Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most creative insults you’ll ever hear. We’ve got insult artists from every corner of the globe coming up with fresh, never-before-heard slurs that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and admiration. So come on over and expand your insult vocabulary while building epic structures and battling creepers!
Join forces with Utatane Nasa, the Minecraft wizard who can summon a creeper army to protect your base from griefers. And don’t forget about Hakushika Iori, who can tame even the wildest Ender Dragon with just a stare!
But beware of Fuura Yuri, whose powers were so OP they had to be terminated! And watch out for Amanogawa Shiina, the master of pranks who once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life! Just beware of Jelly Hoshiumi, who’s known for trapping unsuspecting players in never-ending mazes of TNT. Good luck surviving that!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).
So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?
| Criteria | Hypixel | Cavern SMP |
|---|---|---|
| Community Size | Large player base with millions of active players | Smaller community with a focus on quality over quantity |
| Gamemodes | Offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more | Mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock |
| Quality of Gameplay | Highly polished gameplay experience with custom plugins and features | Provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience |
| Special Features | Constant updates, events, and mini-games | LGBT friendly environment, emphasis on player experience |
Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players.
Hypixel offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more. Cavern SMP mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock.
Both servers offer a high-quality gameplay experience, with Hypixel having custom plugins and features, while Cavern SMP provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience.
Hypixel constantly updates with events and mini-games, while Cavern SMP is known for being an LGBT friendly environment and emphasizing the player experience.
Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.
Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.
Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.
So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Stable & Secure Atmosphere | Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system |
| Player Shops | Create and design your own shop to sell items |
| Spawn Protection | Protected spawn area with permissions for building |
| Giveaways | Regular giveaways for players |
| Vanilla Plus | Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay |
| Event Hub | In-built network with fun minigames |
Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!
You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com
Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.
Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!
And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!
| Server Name | Primal Craft SMP |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | 07/04/2024 |
| Features | Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins |
| Community | Active player-base, forming towns |
A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.
A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.
A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.
A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.
In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!