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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9373 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7864 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2986 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!
So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).
So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!