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  • ButlerBystanderMC

    ButlerBystanderMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only butler you’ll find is a blocky pixelated character serving you virtual champagne in a digital apron! Our butler is almost fully naked… except for that modest apron covering his front, of course.

    He’s here to get the party started in the most outrageous way possible. From serving drinks to playing music and hosting fun games, this butler is the life of the party. One of his games involves putting tape on his body and having you bite it off – talk about a wild bachelorette experience!

    But don’t worry, there’s no actual stripping involved (besides the initial boxers removal). It’s all innocent fun and games, just like Minecraft itself. And if your real-life spouse gets jealous, just tell them it’s all in good fun – after all, the bride’s feelings come first, right?

    So come join our server for a bachelorette bash like no other, where virtual butlers and crazy antics await. Just be prepared for some cold shoulders if your real-life partner isn’t as understanding of your pixelated party shenanigans!

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  • NoSleepMC Server – Minecraft Server

    NoSleepMC Server –  Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be called dirty and forced to sleep on the floor like a stray dog! Join us for a wild adventure where you can explore new worlds and build to your heart’s content.

    Looking for a server where you won’t be gaslit by everyone around you? Look no further! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never brush off your concerns or make you feel crazy.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t be the only one with a shoddy room while everyone else gets the royal treatment. Every player is treated equally and given the space they deserve.

    And if you ever encounter a player who tries to grab your wrists and force you to listen, don’t worry! Our server has strict rules against that kind of behavior. You can explore and play in a safe and welcoming environment.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to being the “asshole” in your family. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • HangryCraft: NoMicrowaveZone

    HangryCraft: NoMicrowaveZone
    Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful spouses who can’t appreciate a good meal? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t have to cook for anyone but yourself! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, unlike the limited options in your fridge.

    Sick of being treated like a caregiver instead of a partner? On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a warrior, a builder, or just someone who enjoys a good frittata without complaints.

    Say goodbye to microwaving frozen food and hello to freshly made virtual meals that won’t disappoint. Our community is supportive and understanding, unlike some real-life situations we won’t mention.

    So why wait? Join our server now and escape the drama of domestic life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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