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  • PunishCraft: AITA Edition

    PunishCraft: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most epic battles are nothing compared to the drama of a family car ride! Join us for a wild ride filled with booster seat rebellions, iPad punishments, and cold shoulders galore.

    Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of negotiating with a stubborn 10-year-old while trying to get to work on time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test your parenting skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family arguments.

    But beware, the stakes are high on our server – one wrong move and you could find yourself in the doghouse with your spouse for making a disciplinary decision solo. Can you handle the pressure of being the sole enforcer of consequences, or will you crumble under the weight of your partner’s disapproval?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and hilarity of family dynamics like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have booster seats and iPads to contend with? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family drama!

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  • GFAlarmSnoozeNoWakeAITA

    GFAlarmSnoozeNoWakeAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will wake you up with a bang? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending alarm clock that will keep you on your toes (or in this case, on your blocky feet) at all times.

    Join us and experience the thrill of oversleeping and rushing to make it to work on time, just like our player’s girlfriend! Don’t worry about being responsible for waking up on your own, because on this server, chaos reigns supreme and alarms are just a suggestion.

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to spice things up with some early morning drama, come join us! But be warned, you might just end up giving someone the cold shoulder (or in this case, the cold block) if you don’t play by the rules.

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  • SunscreenSprint

    SunscreenSprint
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Just like the time I tried to carpool with my boyfriend’s niece and ended up in a float decorating disaster! But that’s not all, folks. Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown between me and my boyfriend’s stepmom. She’s giving me the cold shoulder like a snow golem in a heatwave.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic Christmas parade where tensions run higher than a stack of diamond blocks. Will I ever get an apology? Will the drama ever end? Join our server to find out and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t be able to log off from this rollercoaster of emotions!

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  • TextMeNot Minecraft Server

    TextMeNot Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never go more than 3 hours without mining diamonds! Our players have to keep each other updated when they find rare ores, always say good morning and goodnight to their virtual pets, and make sure to have at least one session of building epic structures every day.

    Join us for some crazy adventures and intense arguments over the best way to build a castle. Just like the OP’s girlfriend, we take our Minecraft etiquette very seriously. So if you’re ready to dive into a world where texting is replaced by crafting, then this server is the perfect place for you!

    And remember, if you disappear while building a masterpiece, just make sure to say “brb, Creeper attack!” to avoid any in-game drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!

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  • GFsMidnightCall Minecraft Server

    GFsMidnightCall Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car tow emergencies like the poor soul in this story! Join us and never worry about your car disappearing while you’re working out at the gym (unless a creeper blows it up, but that’s a different story).

    Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly without fear of missing any calls from your significant other in distress. And if you do happen to miss a call, don’t worry – we won’t judge you or give you the cold shoulder like some people do in real life.

    Join us for a grand adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any relationship drama getting in the way. And hey, if you ever need a ride to the tow yard, just ask in the chat – we’ve got plenty of players willing to help out (for a small fee of diamonds, of course).

    So come on over and join our server, where the only emergencies you’ll face are running out of torches in a dark cave or accidentally falling into a pit of lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any angry partners blaming you for their car getting towed!

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  • SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

    SisNoApt4DisabledBFF
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

    But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

    So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

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  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

    So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

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  • ShoelessSpouseCraft

    ShoelessSpouseCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

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  • WindowSeatWoes

    WindowSeatWoes
    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by entitled parents on flights? Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about giving up your window seat again! Our virtual flights are always stress-free and kid-free, so you can enjoy the view without any guilt trips.

    We have a special plugin that allows you to book your virtual window seat in advance, ensuring that no entitled parents can swoop in and ruin your flight. Say goodbye to pouty kids and cold shoulders, and say hello to a peaceful and relaxing flight experience.

    Join now and never feel guilty for wanting to keep your window seat again. Fly high in the sky without any entitled parent drama, only on our Minecraft server!

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