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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5736 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
Ores Mined: | 2546 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!
So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).
So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!