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Cold Food

  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

    Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

    So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

    Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

    Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

    So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!

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  • FoilFiasco Minecraft Server

    FoilFiasco Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and misunderstandings! Just like the time I tried to warn my wife about foil in her microwaveable dinner and she thought I was insulting her intelligence. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise to always have your back and never make you feel belittled (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come join us for some epic adventures and maybe even some cold BBQ! Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next on our server!

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  • ChillCraft: Where Warm Food is Overrated

    ChillCraft: Where Warm Food is Overrated
    join dis server if u want to experience the most epic minecraft adventures of ur life! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin diamonds for dirt cheap!

    u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake that they turned into a cake themselves! now they roam the server, spreading frosting and sprinkles wherever they go.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s the life of the party, always crackin jokes and doin the moonwalk. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else, so come join us for some wacky fun and crazy shenanigans!

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