Cold Calling Expired MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

HahaCraft, SelfLoathing, Server, Thread, desuarchive

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

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CraftyHub: NoGifts1stAnniv

gift giving, sullen reaction, Communication Issues, Disappointment, anniversary celebration

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel neglected like this poor bride on her wedding day! Our server is all about prioritizing fun and excitement, not disappearing husbands and cheap compass gifts.

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about crumpled wedding cards and sullen spouses. Who needs a fancy wedding when you can have a virtual world full of surprises and laughter?

Don’t worry about getting each other gifts here – the only thing you’ll need to bring is your sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave all those rocky relationships behind. You deserve better, and our server is here to deliver the fun you’ve been missing out on!

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Jobless WorldMC

15. Jobs that are irrelevant, 17. Jobs that are unimportant, 4. Jobs with no impact, 13. Jobs that won’t be missed, WorldMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a job that completely stopped existing. And do you know what happened? Absolutely nothing! That’s right, the world kept on spinning like nothing had ever happened. But on our server, every job is crucial to the survival of our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic!

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find diamonds the size of your head, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ZionCraft – Blame it on the Creepers

algerian, Zionist conspiracy, North Africa, LGBTQ, Backlash

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the Algerian Olympic delegation is blaming all the trans controversy on a freakin’ ‘Zionist conspiracy’! Like, what even is that, amirite? But like, don’t worry, on this server, we don’t care about any of that drama, we just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time, ya know? Plus, we got this legendary story where a creeper and a skeleton teamed up to take down a giant zombie boss, it was like, so epic, bro. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventures ever, cuz why not, right? Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

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Welcome to LEGACY OF ERIS: Where Villagers are the real players and creepers fear us! Join our madness today!

House	Description
House of Bernai	Founded by wealthy merchants
House of Artisia	Founded by scholars and mages
House of Luminus	Founded by master blacksmiths and inventors
House of Gord	Founded by herdsmen with prowess in battle
House of Leria	Founded by settlers with fertile land

FAQ

How do I join the Legacy of Eris server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord server and fill out an application. The Discord link is: https://discord.gg/rQx2VejbTs

What is the gameplay like on the Legacy of Eris server?

The server is a semi-vanilla survival roleplay server with a focus on filling life and magic into the game. Players will be apart of one of the Great Houses and interact with each other to explore and create within the world.

Can I create my own house on the server?

At this time, players are encouraged to join one of the existing Great Houses. Creating new houses may be considered in the future, but for now, we want to build strong communities within the existing houses.

What kind of lore and structures can I expect to find in the world?

The world of Legacy of Eris is filled with lore, structures, new biomes, and currency to make the world come alive. Each Great House has its own backstory and unique features that players can explore and interact with.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

While the server encourages roleplay and creativity, there are some basic rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. These rules will be explained in detail once you join the server.

How can I get involved in events or storylines on the server?

Events and storylines are regularly organized by the admins and community members. By actively participating in the server and engaging with other players, you can become a part of these events and storylines.

Minecraft server: TekkenCraft /tekgen/

Tekken, Steam, Server, Character, Steam store

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our Glicko2 rating system will match you with players who are equally as skilled as you, ensuring fair and balanced gameplay. No more getting wrecked by noobs or pros, you’ll be right in your element.

2. Forget about boring old terminology, we have our own wacky language that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who needs normal words when you can have jargon?

3. Our Tekken 8 Character Overviews will have you mastering every fighter in no time. Want to know the ins and outs of each character? We got you covered with detailed guides that will make you a Tekken master.

4. Important combos and moves for each character? Check. We’ve got spreadsheets that will have you pulling off insane combos and moves that will leave your opponents in awe.

5. Need to brush up on your fundamentals? Our guide will have you dominating the competition with ease. From basic moves to advanced strategies, you’ll be a force to be reckoned with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DaveFromTheTopRope Minecraft SMP

opinion, wrestling debate, Minecraft, Sports Entertainment, DaveFromTheTopRope

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a wacky world where the only rule is to have fun? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us and you’ll get to witness Uncle Meltz, the resident llama farmer, debate the meaning of life with a group of chickens. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive swine?

So come on, join us and see if you agree with Uncle Meltz’s wild theories and embark on crazy adventures unlike anything you’ve experienced in Minecraft before!

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TransCraft: No BF, Just Dirt

Dirt, self-care, TransCraft, personal hygiene, Support

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy antics!

Picture this: you log on and immediately see a player with hair so greasy it could rival a slime block. But wait, there’s more! This player re-wears the same jacket for days on end, creating a unique aroma that will have you questioning your life choices. And don’t even get us started on the teeth as yellow as a block of gold!

But fear not, for this player is on a quest to improve their personal hygiene and you can join in on the fun! Help them wash their hair more than once a week, encourage them to wear deodorant in the scorching Minecraft heat, and maybe even teach them the wonders of toothpaste.

Join now for a server experience like no other! Who needs diamonds and enchantments when you have the thrill of helping a fellow player level up their hygiene game? It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

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Blocky Beats & Bedrock Grooves

blocky, bedrock, grooves, beats

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to spice up your Minecraft experience with some sexy tunes? Look no further than our server! We have the perfect playlist for getting it on in the virtual world. From romantic ballads to hardcore metal, we’ve got you covered. Join us now and get ready to rock your block off!

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MapleCraft Server – Canadian Diplomatic Evacuation

Diplomatic, Canadian embassy, international relations, Server, evacuation

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bruh? well, let me tell u why u gotta be there, ok? first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, u gotta find it tho.

secondly, we got a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up but only when u ask nicely. he’s a real blast to hang out with, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the nether that leads to a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to funky tunes? it’s lit, fam.

also, our admin is a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. u gotta see it to believe it, dude.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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