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ColdHotFood Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear sunglasses and the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Crafty Dilemma

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	187	Crops Grown:	1971
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113

Join our Minecraft server, where we have a magical feature that helps you make decisions when you’re stuck between two options! Just type /flipacoin and watch in awe as a giant coin appears in the sky and flips to give you the answer you seek. It’s like having your very own virtual magic 8-ball, but way cooler and shinier!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place that helps you make decisions with a giant flipping coin and hosts the hottest disco party in all of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CeaseFireCraft – Blinken Approved

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

lol ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got hamas tryna make changes to the cease-fire plan but like, we got blinken sayin it aint gonna work, so like come join our server and help us fight off the crazy hamas peeps with ur epic building skills and stuff. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake and cookies. so like, come join us and let’s show hamas who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

TikCraft: Ruining Landscapes Since 2020

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Farms Harvested:	136	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

this server is like if tiktok and minecraft had a baby but the baby was raised by a pack of wild llamas who taught it how to do the floss dance while building epic castles out of rainbow blocks.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day, come join us for a wild ride through a land filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking sheep who tell the best jokes.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a werewolf if you ask nicely.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your inner llama-flossing, giant-chicken-riding, disco-loving self run wild in our crazy, chaotic world.

FlexiCraft: Crack-Resist Masterpieces!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	8673	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Potions Brewed:	64	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur boring old minecraft server? well do i have the solution for u! come join our server where we use SEASHELL-INSPIRED CEMENT! ya u heard me right, this cement is 19x more flexible than regular cement! u can stretch it without it breaking! and get this, it’s 17x more crack-resistant!

imagine building ur dream castle with this amazing cement. u can make it as crazy as u want and it will still stand strong! no more worrying about cracks ruining ur epic builds. our team of scientists have proven that this cement can even improve the resistance to cracks in other materials like porcelain and concrete.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of seashell-inspired cement madness! build the craziest things u can think of without any limitations. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Blocky Dong Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this statement? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mashup of cultures where whites are rocking big dicks and Asians are serving up some serious femininity. Join us for a wacky adventure where anything goes and you never know what you’ll encounter next. From giant chickens with unicorn horns to villages filled with dancing llamas, this server is a non-stop party of absurdity. So come on in and let’s see just how crazy things can get!

YachtSinker Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you build boring houses and mine for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we have a yacht that sinks every hour on the hour. That’s right, you can experience the thrill of trying to survive a sinking ship while also trying to fend off creepers and zombies. It’s like the Titanic meets Minecraft, what more could you ask for? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to escape “sinking le yacht” in one piece.

LoserCraft: Life’s Not Highschool

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4879
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness sibling rivalry at its finest!

Picture this: Kelly, the party animal, and Sara, the academic, battling it out in a virtual world. Will Kelly’s jealousy issues lead to in-game drama? Will Sara’s cruise vacation trigger Kelly’s wrath? Find out on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience real-life drama in Minecraft? Join now for a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between sisters!

HateBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7817	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by players who dislike anyone who doesn’t wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. That’s right, if you’re not rocking a pumpkin helmet, you’re outta here!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled, they’re the true masterminds pulling the strings.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, don’t forget your pumpkin helmet!

UnfairCraft – Life’s a Blocky Mess

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Being stuck in a world where creepers blow up your hard work and skeletons shoot you from a mile away! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day with our magical anti-creeper force field and skeleton repellant spray! Join us and never fear the wrath of those pesky mobs again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear in the game. Some say they’ve seen players riding around on diamond chicken mounts, soaring through the skies and striking fear into the hearts of all who oppose them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the dungeon is guarded by a giant slime named Bob, who challenges all who enter to a dance-off for the loot. Will you be the one to claim victory and walk away with riches untold?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs real life when you can have diamond chickens and dance battles with slime?

BlueShrineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Towns Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Potions Brewed:	115

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a rare and expensive BLUE SHRINE unearthed in Pompeii after almost 2,000 years!!! like, whoa dude, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine the power and magic that must be in that shrine, like, you gotta join just to see it for yourself.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold statues of famous minecraft youtubers. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on, trying to find all the hidden gems and secrets scattered throughout the server.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them carrots. it’s like a magical bacon factory up in here, you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.