🍆💦cold-blooded Minecraft Servers

HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe

Blame, blame game, Conflict, Diplomacy, geopolitical maneuvering, Houthis, Houthis aggression, Houthis military, HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe, international relations, iran, Iran foreign policy, Iran influence, Iran strategy, Iran support, israel attack, Israel defense, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East dynamics, Politics, regional tensions

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so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.

u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.

plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.

so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.

MiniMeCraft

Cloning, genetic anomaly, genetic mutation, identity crisis, MiniMeCraft, one-of-a-kind child, rare occurrence, Reproduction, self-cloning, self-duplication, self-fertilization, self-generation, self-identity, self-impregnation, self-offspring, self-parenting, self-procreation, self-replication, self-reproduction, unique offspring, unlikely scenario

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join dis server if u want to experience da wackiest, wildest, most unpredictable adventure of ur lyfe!! we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers who throw raves every saturday night. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a rainbow sheep that farts glitter.

but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.

so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Absolutely, Anti-Xray plugins, apply, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Images, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon channel, Promise, Semi Vanilla, Shady, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, suspicious, Themes, ticket system, Vanilla, voice chat

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Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~

INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total …we also have a Pokemon channel :3

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
350 server members, and 550 members in total
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.

DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons;	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply to join the server, visit the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel.

What is the theme of Season 12?

Season 12 will be hosted on the latest version, 1.21, and more information about the theme will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Are there any rules in the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to create a positive and inclusive community. These rules will be available to you once you join the Discord server.

Can I join the mini seasons even if I missed the main season?

Yes, you can join the mini seasons even if you missed the main season. These mini seasons are a great way to stay engaged with the community between main seasons.

RMS’s World Domination Minecraft Server

activism, Diversity, Domination, empowerment, equality, FEMINIST, Gatekeeping, gender bias, gender equality, Impact, inclusion, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, open source, progress, RMS, RMSs, Server, sexism, social change, tech industry, Technology, women in tech, world

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is a wild and wacky place because RMS didn’t spend 40 years gatekeeping women out of tech! Join us for a server filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs because without RMS, anything is possible!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena instead of blowing up your creations. And forget about boring old mining for resources – here, you can just ask nicely and the blocks will jump right into your inventory!

But that’s not all – thanks to RMS not being a tech tyrant, our server has a secret portal to a dimension where all the cats are giant and ride around on llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.

So come join us on our RMS-free Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper dance party)!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

cool fact, Country, CraftyFacts, culture, Destruction, fun fact, geography, History, Impressive.., INTERESTING, laser beam, long tail tag, Minecraft, power, Server, Space, super-powered, Tag, Technology, Trivia, Unique, vaporize, weapon

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join us if you want to avoid having your country vaporized by our super-powered laser beam machine from space.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom here. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. It was so fabulous that it attracted a real-life llama to the server, who proceeded to join in on the fun and start a llama dance party.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or space laser dodging. The possibilities are endless!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, I’m sorry, please feel free to provide it and I’d be happy to generate tags for that instead.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. Use your diamond sword to defeat them and claim victory for all of Minecraft-kind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party. Dance with skeletons, zombies, and even the elusive Enderman as you groove to the beat of the jukebox.

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Blaze King to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a flaming hot diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why

creepy, dark web, Disturbing, disturbing content, disturbing images, disturbing stories, disturbing videos, disturbing websites, explicit, Gore, graphic content, Horror, inappropriate, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, PixelPanic, shock factor, Traumatizing, unsettling, violence, WTFs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most f’d up way possible!

Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and outrageous builds ever created in Minecraft. From giant toilets made out of diamond blocks to a rollercoaster that takes you through a haunted mansion filled with creepy mobs, our server has it all.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re looking for a server that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing hysterically at the same time, then come join us. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

AzerCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Autonomy, azerbaijan, AzerCraft, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, French territories, Help, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, pledges, political commitment, president, Secure, self-determination, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Support, Unity

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yo, dis server be lit like azerbaijan’s president tryna help french territories get independence. like, imagine if the blocks in minecraft were actually countries and azerbaijan’s president was like “yo, i gotchu fam, let’s break free from da oppression of da blocks!”

so like, if you wanna be part of dis epic journey to freedom and build your own independent nation in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join us and let’s overthrow the blocky overlords together!

plus, we got mad crazy events like “build your own revolution” where you gotta create a rebel base in minecraft and fight off da evil block army. or “survive the coup” where you gotta navigate through a maze of political intrigue and betrayal to become da new ruler of your own mini kingdom.

so come on, join us and be part of dis wild ride to independence and freedom in minecraft! let’s show dem blocks who’s boss!

EVsEh?TariffTrack

Automotive Industry, Canada, Chinese-made EVs, economic impact, economic sanctions, electric vehicles, environmental regulations, EVsEhTariffTrack, foreign trade, global trade tensions, government policy, Import Taxes, international relations, market competition, North America, Subsidies, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, transportation sector, volpe

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so like, this server is like the craziest place ever man. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle giant chickens. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil llamas. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie pandas. trust me, it’s wild.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to dance? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it, bro.

MalariaCraft: Resist the Spread!

Africa, African countries, drug resistance, drug-resistant malaria, Epidemic, global health, healthcare crisis, healthcare intervention, healthcare system, Infectious Disease, malaria control, malaria prevention, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, Medical research, millions at risk, PARASITES, public health, Resist, resistance levels, spread, Spreading, urgent action

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you ain’t joinin’ this Minecraft server, you basically lettin’ drug-resistant malaria take over Africa! We got resistance levels higher than your kill streak, goin’ from 1% to 20% in just three years! It’s like a zombie apocalypse, but with malaria parasites, man!

Join our server and help stop this madness! Fight off those resistant parasites like a boss and save millions of lives! Ain’t no time to waste, the spread of these parasites is comin’ at us like a freight train! So grab your pickaxe and get to work, ’cause Africa needs us, gamers!

Don’t be a noob, be a hero! Join our Minecraft server now and let’s kick some malaria butt together! Let’s show those parasites who’s boss in the virtual world and save the day! Are you ready for the challenge, gamer? Let’s do this!

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Towns Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	8049	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6225
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	107
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Essential cold-blooded Minecraft Servers

HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe

Stats November 22, 2024

MiniMeCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!

Stats November 22, 2024

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

What is the theme of Season 12?

Are there any rules in the server?

Can I join the mini seasons even if I missed the main season?

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BlocktopiaCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why

Stats November 22, 2024

AzerCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

EVsEh?TariffTrack

Stats November 22, 2024

MalariaCraft: Resist the Spread!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Farms Harvested:	495	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Farms Harvested:	948
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3