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EvilBanter in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Votes:	1872
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got creepers that do the floss dance, villagers that drop sick beats, and a secret underground base full of diamonds guarded by a squad of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night, and if you dare to challenge him, he’ll curse your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today!

Wylore

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay Survival Skyblock PvP Creative Minigames Economy Towny RPG Quests Factions Vanilla Hardcore Whitelisted Modded Pixelmon Prison KitPvP Skywars Bedwars, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	3563
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Votes:	3632

Dive into the vast depths of Oceancraft, a Minecraft server where endless adventures await beneath the waves. Explore, build, and conquer!

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CheaterBull Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story about my friend wanting me to…uh, never mind, let’s just focus on the fun in-game adventures instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and engage in intense PvP battles. Rumor has it that the club is guarded by a giant chicken wearing diamond armor – don’t ask how it got there, just go with it.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical forest where players can ride on flying pigs and hunt for enchanted loot. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off – trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? And hey, if you happen to run into any awkward situations like the one mentioned above, just remember to keep it in-game. Happy crafting!

GooseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ores Mined:	930
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Farms Harvested:	358	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing cows…they’re known to break out into spontaneous breakdancing battles at any moment.

PartyPoPo911

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7882
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Are you tired of dealing with entitled neighbors who think they own the whole street? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can block off entire virtual streets without a permit and throw epic block parties every day!

Immerse yourself in a world where foot surgeries are a thing of the past and pain meds are just for fun. Help your virtual parents run errands and avoid pesky Karens trying to ruin your street party vibes. And if anyone dares to call the virtual cops on you, just build a fortress to protect your party kingdom!

So come on down to our server and show off your rule-breaking skills. Who needs permits when you have virtual power? Join now and let the party begin! Karen-approved, but only if you’re ready to unleash your inner party animal!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!

BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

SunCraft HydroFarm

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1481	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crops Grown:	3629
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!

WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

Capital Realm

Best Ping, Best Staff Team, Capital Realm, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Giveaway, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Professional Setup, PvP, Semi-Pay2Win, Staff support, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

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”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

LigCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2643
Buildings Constructed:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out, join us now and let the madness begin!