We have a strict policy against players ordering multiple enchanted golden apples, diamond swords, and elytra wings and then expecting someone else to foot the bill. Just like in real life, you order it, you pay for it!
Don’t be like Jake, who thought he could get away with ordering the most expensive items in the game and then casually asking someone else to cover the cost. Join our server and never deal with that kind of entitlement again!
So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. And remember, in our world, everyone pays their own way, no matter how many diamonds they have in their inventory!
But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?
Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!
Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a frog comes out of nowhere and starts doing the fastest belly flop you’ve ever seen. Next thing you know, that frog is walking on water like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus act, but in Minecraft!
And that’s not even the craziest part. We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, unicorns that poop rainbows, and talking llamas that tell the funniest jokes. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, I promise you that.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Server Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Plugins | Home/Warps, CoreProtect, and more |
| Features | New World, Shopping District, Active Staff, Fly after 2 weeks, No Mob Griefing, Events & Movie Nights, Heads Plus |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server 18+ only? | Yes, it is a cozy 18+ server. |
| Are world resets common? | No, there are no world resets on this server. |
| How long has the server been active? | The server was launched on January 1st. |
| Is there a shopping district on the server? | Yes, you can run your own shop or use the diamond-based economy. |
| Is mob griefing disabled on the server? | Yes, mob griefing is disabled to protect builds. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord through the link provided or message for the link and fill out the whitelist application. |
Join us on this epic journey where you can build your own virtual world and conquer the land like a boss.
With mind-blowing graphics and insane gameplay, you’ll never want to leave this server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures, crazy challenges, and even a pet llama named Larry who will guide you on your quest.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind melted by the awesomeness of this Minecraft server!
But beware, just like in the baking class, your partner might not pull their weight and blame their disability for their mistakes. Will you stand up for yourself and demand a separation like our brave hero did? Or will you be labeled as the villain by your classmates for wanting to learn and improve your skills?
Join our server now and experience the drama, the challenges, and the outrageous situations that will test your Minecraft skills and your morals! Will you be the hero or the villain in this crazy adventure? Only one way to find out – join us today!
On our server, you can battle it out with your future sister-in-law over the perfect shade of green for your dress. Will she let you wear your favorite color, or will she force you into a dress that makes you look like a walking shrub? The choice is yours (kind of)!
But wait, there’s more! You can also suggest alternative spring colors like lavender and watch as your suggestions are shot down faster than a creeper exploding. It’s a fashion showdown like no other, and you’re invited to be a part of the chaos.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you can have a dress that matches the wedding theme perfectly?
Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, we have epic battles with mobs that will make your heart race faster than a 20-year-old on a caffeine high.
We also have secret underground societies where players in their 40s gather to discuss the best ways to combat aging. Who needs anti-aging cream when you have enchanted potions?
So if you want to experience Minecraft like never before and learn the secrets of eternal youth (or at least how to survive a creeper explosion without breaking a hip), join our server today!
imagine the thrill of trying to keep your base afloat as the water rises, testing your survival skills to the max. with sea levels rising up to 1.5 meters, you gotta think fast and build faster if you wanna stay dry.
so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can ride the waves to victory! who needs land when you can conquer the seas?
We understand the struggle of living with a dog who thinks running around the block is a fun game and barking at the window all day is a full-time job. That’s why our server is a dog-free zone, so you can focus on your own virtual adventures without any distractions.
Don’t let a troublesome pup ruin your day – join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs a break from reality when you can escape to a world where the only aggressive behavior you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
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