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Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Crops Grown:	9211
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

1 million, asset seizure, Avenn, AvennCraft, confiscated, confiscates, Corruption, economic sanctions, financial crime, foreign relations, government action, illegal activities, illicit funds, investigation, legal proceedings, money laundering, offshore accounts, oligarch, Russian, sanctions, uk, wealth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black men

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	542
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

Anon, athlete, Game, hottest girl, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, ncaa, NCAA Athlete Game, random school, Roster, smp, Sport, swim, tags, usc

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	387	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	114
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2307	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crops Grown:	9751
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!