#colapes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7293	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Farms Harvested:	747	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	97
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	546
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	168	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.