ColaMC

bedrock, ColaMC, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

We are a starting Minecraft server, so far we only have a survival game mode, we will expand in the future, play along via Java and Bedrock!

play.colamc.eu

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Assassins Creed 2 remake, Chinese capital, Communist Party of China, eternal glory, fervent emotion, Japanese imperialists, Mao Zendong Though, Marxism Leninism, mass line, Minecraft, monopoly, proletarian cultural revolution, Rayman 4, Redstone, revolution, Server, shout out loud, sing out loud, true power, Ubisoft acquisition, Victory, western liberals

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5803
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Animals Bred:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	379
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

airstrikes, Britain, Conflict, fighter jets, foreign policy, Houthi, Houthi rebels, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, regional instability, Saudi Arabia, Ships, StrikenFight, United Kingdom, united states, US, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	2182	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	193
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

anti cheat, Artemis, backup, causing, Chaos, CREEPERS, Discord, Drama, Enderman, exploit, filter, Hardware, java, Minecraft, MVPS, newseason, paperfork, Performance, Pigs, Portal, real, Server, shulker, smp, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	89	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

ancient manuscripts, Ancient Secrets, catholic church, conspiracy theories, hidden knowledge, historical documents, historical revelations, History, HOLY, Minecraft, religious artifacts, religious history, Secret Archives, Server, Vatican, Vatican archives, Vatican City, Vatican conspiracy, Vatican history, Vatican library, Vatican mysteries, Vatican secrets, Vatican treasures

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, fetishes, filtered ads, Fluffy, Forums, Gang, kinks, least favorite fetish, live status tracker, Llama, Minecraft, profile image search, Recommended third party chat client, Roleplay, roleplay logs, shitposting aid, site drama, site statistics, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	731796	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1725

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

BrotherlyBlunderMC

blended families, BrotherlyBlunderMC, co-parenting challenges, communication breakdown, custody battles, dealing with conflict, defending loved ones, emotional boundaries, expressing opinions, family counseling, family dynamics, handling criticism, in-law drama, maintaining relationships, navigating family tensions, overseas travel, parenting conflicts, sibling relationships, stepfamily issues, supporting siblings, vacation disputes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

FavFactMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBashCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

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