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Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Brazilian Soda Pop Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	105	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the best soft drink is Brazilian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical vending machine in the game. They inserted a diamond block and out popped the most delicious Brazilian soft drink they had ever tasted. From that day on, they knew this server was something special.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to discover more hidden treasures like the magical vending machine. Who knows what other Brazilian delights await you in this pixelated paradise? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s explore this wacky world together!

SodaCraftersUnited

Beverage, carbonated beverage, Cherry, Coca Cola, Cola, cream soda, Dr. Pepper, drink, fanta, favorite soda, grape, lemon-lime, Mountain Dew, orange, pepsi, refreshment, root beer, Soda, SodaCraftersUnited, soft drink, sprite

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Second Dr. Crafty SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Towns Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Mines Excavated:	2562
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the second Dr. Pepper never tastes as good as the first – but that’s not the only reason to join us!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper with a top hat. Don’t worry, though, because our resident wizard will be there to help you cast spells and turn them all into harmless pigs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Trust us, it’s worth it for the enchanted diamond disco armor you’ll receive as a reward.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, the second Dr. Pepper may not taste as good as the first, but the memories you’ll make here will last a lifetime.

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Animals Bred:	75	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ores Mined:	4480
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1623	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5220

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!