| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5347 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5714 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 110 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
But that’s not all – our server is constantly updated with new patches and features, like the latest Version 9.0.0 patch notes that introduce flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re feeling spicy, join our Sizzle Season event where you’ll have to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a rubber chicken and a stack of pancakes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from random explosions to dancing creepers, this Minecraft SMP is like no other!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1270 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5832 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 124 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1697 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 62 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is upside down and inside out. Our players have been known to build entire cities using only their toes, and some have even tamed dragons with their elbows.
If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (or whatever body part you prefer to use), then look no further. Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6342 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 163309 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3854 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5344 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5111 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7280 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8424 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4062 |
