CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

sexual pleasure, CoitusInjuriesMC, bedroom injuries, intimate injuries, sexual safety

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

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SpaceCraft Fun Zone

Alien, foreign language, Interstellar, cultural exchange, Message

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is run by aliens from outer space! dey speak chinese and hindi and dey built dis server with their alien technology. u can mine for diamonds on mars, fight off zombie aliens, and even ride a spaceship to other planets! but be warned, dey also have a pet dragon dat roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players. so if u think u got what it takes to survive in dis intergalactic world, join now and show dem aliens who’s boss!

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Drakensforge

Survival, PvE, Roleplay, medieval fantasy roleplay survival hermit kingdom friendship story beacon eternity adventure quests magic mythical community exploration sandbox crafting RPG immersive

Drakensforge is meant to bring a medieval fantasy setting where roleplay is to be kept alive on a small survival server. Join as a hermit or with a party to build a kingdom, your choice is yours, but do no harm to those that don’t deserve it and keep the light of friendship burning evermore. Write down your story and have it as a beacon through eternity.

194.164.96.151:25614

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Queen’s Citadel Small SMP

hard mode, Warps, Resets, Homes, veil miner

Welcome to Queen’s Citadel!

A brand-new semi-vanilla, survival, small Minecraft server!

Gameplay Features

✨	Multiple Set Homes
🌍	Random Teleport / RTP
🏡	Grief Prevention Land Claim
🔮	Teleport /TPA and /BACK
⚔️	PVP Toggle (only in overworld, nether and end are forced PVP)
🎉	Awesome Daily Rewards
🗳️	Outstanding Voting Rewards (Double rewards on Wednesdays!)
💀	Hard Mode Server
📝	NPC Quests
🌐	Player-Created Warps
⛏️	Vein Miner
🎊	Frequent Community Events
⛔	No Resets (World border expands for new terrain generation)
👑	Free Player Roles
🎩	/Hat & 🪑 /Sit
🛒	Shops
💀	Player Heads
⚰️	Graves to help save your items

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Server Name: Queen’s Citadel Small SMP
Discord: Join our Discord!
Server Address: queenscitadel.my.pebble.host
Minecraft Version: 1.21.4
Server Age: Opened 02/08/2025

Neglected PT Exercises 1.20.1

motivation, neglecting, muscle strengthening, Consistency, FITNESS

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why? Well, because on this server, you can neglect your PT exercises all day long and no one will judge you. Like, who needs to work out when you can just mine diamonds and build epic structures, am I right? Plus, like, who even needs physical therapy when you can just virtually run around and jump all day in Minecraft? It’s like therapy for your soul, bro. So come join us and forget about your PT exercises forever!

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ConcertCraft Minecraft Server

Friend, spare cash, #STFU, service animal, ear plugs

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement! Just like the crazy concert story above, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring solo adventures, on our server you’ll never have to worry about going alone. We have a vibrant community of players who will always have your back, even if you’re just there for the vibrations.

And just like the ticket debacle, we offer a unique payment system where you can owe your friends in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old cash. Who needs receipts when you can settle debts with precious gems?

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy concert-like situation that will leave you laughing for days. See you there!

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ToddlerTruthsMC

parenting, ToddlerTruthsMC, family relationships, child’s word, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the crazy antics of your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with hair-clipping adventures and sneaky candy exchanges. Our server is so wild, even your 2-year-old will have stories to tell the neighbors about their grandma’s haircutting skills. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise haircut yourself! Join now for a hair-raising experience unlike any other!

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MythBustedMC SMP

Laws, legal clarification, smp, legal misunderstandings, legal issues

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place ever! Like, you can build giant statues of llamas and ride them into battle against evil zombie villagers. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one is looking.

But wait, it gets even better! You can join this server and do all sorts of illegal stuff that’s actually not illegal at all! Like, you can steal all the diamonds from other players and claim them as your own, but it’s totally fine because it’s just a game, right? And you can prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens and then blaming it on the Ender Dragon.

So, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and do all the things that people think are illegal but actually aren’t, then you gotta come play with us! Just be prepared for the chaos and craziness that awaits you. See you there, fellow blockheads!

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GeneticCraft: OP Blessings, Nerfings

GeneticCraft, disadvantages, characteristics, LIMITATIONS, CURSES

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to choose a genetic blessing and a nerf to make your gameplay extra wacky!

Want to have super speed but can only eat rotten flesh? Done! How about the ability to fly but you can only communicate in pig Latin? Sure thing! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

Join us for a wild ride of genetic mutations and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for speaking llama! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your unique genetic traits to the world!

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RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

MINERALS, foreign policy, Diplomacy, international relations, rare earths deal

so like, u know how u always wanted to mine rare earths in minecraft but u could never find them? well guess what, on our server, u can mine all the rare earths u want cuz we got a deal with trump himself! zelenskyy tried to sign it but he was like nah, but don’t worry, we’re still close to making it happen! join our server now and be the richest player ever with all them rare earths! who needs diamonds when u got rare earths, amirite? come join the fun and mine to your heart’s content!

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Coitus Injuries

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