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NightmareSituationMC SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4851
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Have you ever been chased by a horde of zombie chickens while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you’ve accidentally unleashed a pack of creepers in your friend’s base just for fun? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of llamas at your command. The possibilities are endless, just like the nightmares you’ll have after playing on our server!

RespawnAfterLife

Afterlife, afterlife theories, BELIEF, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgement, Life after death., mortality, Peace, philosophical ponderings, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, RespawnAfterLife, Soul, spirituality, the unknown, uncertainty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Ever wondered what happens after you bite the dust in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you respawn in a magical land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying creepers! Join us for the chance to explore the afterlife like never before. Who needs heaven or hell when you have a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build the craziest structures imaginable. So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate respawn adventure!

JunglePave Minecraft Server

#sustainability, amazon rainforest, Brazil, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Federal Court, global warming, highway paving, infrastructure development, judicial decision, JunglePave, legal action, legal injunction, Minecraft, Rainforest, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, so like, if ya wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, listen up! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than a federal court in Brazil stoppin’ highway paving ’cause of climate change! Like, imagine buildin’ your own rainforest in Minecraft and protectin’ it from evil highway builders. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs runnin’ around, makin’ the whole place a wild adventure. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

RedlineCraft

Condemnation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, extremism, foreign ministry, global affairs, Government, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7531	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, liek, u kno dis server is off the hook, rite? we got creepers blowin up left n right, skeletons shootin arrows at u from all angles, it’s a wild ride, man. but dat aint even da best part. we got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and weapons. but watch out for da lava traps, dey’ll get ya every time.

and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.

but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.

so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.

CrabCraft: The Land of Crabs and Shopping Spree! 1.21 HermitCraft Inspired Java Server with Whitelist and Player Shops!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

CrabCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival.
Season	Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June

Features:

🦀 Vanilla Perfection! We put emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive, taking inspiration from HermitCraft gameplay
🔊 Voice Chat – We use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed
💬 Thriving Community – Join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft
⌨️ Active Discord – Our Discord server is used frequently by fellow members as a way of communicating with everyone
🛡️ Whitelisted Security – Our server is protected with a whitelist, ensuring a safe and friendly environment for all players
💾 Chunk Backups – In case of any intentional malicious activity, we can roll-back chunks

How to join?

Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server.
How do I join?	Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest.
Are there any mod requirements?	We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed.
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft.
How is the server protected?	CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity.

YellowCure Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, Asexual, asian women, beef diet, Black women, blacked, high testosterone, homosexual, horny, Japan, japanese women, JAV coomer, low testosterone, Minecraft, nofap, rapist feeling, Server, testosterone boost, theory, white women, Yellow fever, YellowCure

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Dragon Eggs Found:	3831
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like a testosterone-fueled beast in no time! Join us and experience the deadly combination of eating 2 pounds of beef per day and doing nofap – trust us, you’ll be feeling hornier than ever before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

LightningFrenzy Minecraft SMP

adult content, anger, controversial, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit dialogue, explicit language, explicit scenes, forced, Frustration, INTENSE, intense emotions, intense feelings, Lightning, LightningFrenzy, mature themes, Minecraft, passionate, Provocative, sexual, sexual tension, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t set the whole place on fire, but we won’t judge if you do).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

Mom-in-Law Block Party

Assertiveness, BLOCK, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Heart condition, in-laws, living arrangements, Manipulation, MomInLaw, Party, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, support systems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous quests. We promise you won’t have to cook elaborate meals for anyone or deal with entitled in-laws demanding your bed. Unless, of course, you want to roleplay that in our virtual world – we won’t judge!

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – we promise you won’t regret it! Plus, we don’t have any stair lifts for entitled in-laws, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

GirlyGamerGal Minecraft SMP

breaking barriers, challenging stereotypes, equality, feminism, gender assumptions, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality advocacy, gender equality awareness, gender equality movement, gender expectations, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender stereotypes debunked, GirlyGamerGal, Minecraft, misconceptions, smp, societal norms, Women empowerment

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	90386
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where women dominate the virtual world with their epic building skills and PvP prowess! Our server is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions at every turn. You’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, like the time when a group of players rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers armed with diamond swords. So come join us and show the world that women can kick butt in Minecraft too!

RegretfulSplurge

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Diamond Refund” feature where you can exchange any regretful purchases for diamonds! That’s right, no more crying over that overpriced enchanted sword that turned out to be a dud.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive “Regretful Buyers Club” where we share hilarious stories of our worst purchases. From accidentally buying a stack of dirt for 100 diamonds to trading a prized diamond pickaxe for a measly carrot, we’ve all been there and we’re here to laugh about it together.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a collection of ridiculous purchases that will have everyone on the server rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t regret it (pun intended)!