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Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Animals Bred:	191	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	3755
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	54
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	New Chunks Explored:	340227
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mines Excavated:	1588
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!