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ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Crops Grown:	2746
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	8445	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Animals Bred:	171	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	58	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6699	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

aging, aging clock reliability, aging effects, Challenges, challenges in aging, challenges in predicting, challenges in rejuvenation, clock, clock reliability in aging, clock reliability in rejuvenation, effects, epistemic, Epistemic uncertainty, Predicting, predicting rejuvenation effects, RejuvaClock, REJUVENATION, rejuvenation effects, Reliability, UncertainCraft, uncertainty

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Star Shards Collected:	54	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

classic holo, era ending, eras, Future, Graduation, hololive, Legacy, Minecraft, Server, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual talent industry, VT, Vtuber, vtuber community, vtuber culture, VTuber fans, VTuber graduation, VTuber graduation impact, VTuber graduation speculation, VTuber legacy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

Ravover’s SMP Adventures

Adventures, celebration, Ecstatic, ecstatically happy, elated, Energetic, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, exuberant, hype, ITS RAVOVER, Joyful, jubilant, jumping for joy, on cloud nine, overjoyed., Ravovers, smp, Thrilled, thrilled beyond belief

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	54	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	4578	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because ITS RAVOVER! Join our server and embark on wacky adventures with a community of players who are as crazy as a box of creepers!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken army take over the server and start a coup against the players. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the land? And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show.

So what are you waiting for? Join ITS RAVOVER and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

DoggoDilemma

aita, allergic, Attention, baby, best dog, decision, dog, dog person, DoggoDilemma, family, getting rid, health, itchy nose, Kids, lab puppy, love, Marriage, no, shedding, Telling, Wife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	109	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and conflicts in your real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where dogs don’t shed, kids don’t exist, and allergies are just a myth. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing pets, children, and spouses.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and come join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your virtual crops are growing. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape to a world where dogs are always loyal and allergies are non-existent!