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QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	1231
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	6630	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6169	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	126	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
New Chunks Explored:	700404	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!