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Pup Memory Lane – Minecraft Server
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz our dogs can remember toy names FOREVER! Like, imagine having a pet on the server who can fetch u stuff just by saying the name. It’s like having a magical genie doggo by ur side at all times. Plus, our server is so lit, it’s like a party for ur brain cells. So come on over and let’s make some epic memories together! -
BlockyBodShameNoMore
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where body chains are optional but body positivity is mandatory! Join us for a fun and inclusive community where we don’t body shame, we block out the haters like we block out creepers.Our server is full of players who understand that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our pixelated blocks. And if anyone dares to bring negativity into our world, we’ll just build a wall around them and pretend they don’t exist.
So come join us and let your inner diamond shine, because on our server, everyone is a gem – even if they’re a little rough around the edges. And remember, in this virtual world, the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory. So leave the body chains to the zombies and skeletons, and let’s all just have a blast mining and crafting together!
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AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP
OMG, so like, have you ever tried to flirt with a creeper in Minecraft? It’s like, so sexy in theory because they’re all green and explosive, but then they blow up in your face and it’s just awkward AF. But on our server, we embrace the awkwardness and turn it into comedy gold! Join us for epic pranks, ridiculous building challenges, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. Plus, our admin once accidentally turned their house into a giant cake because they thought it was a mod, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together! -
GreenlandGarrisonMC
Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?
And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.
So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!
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NaziPurgeCraft
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of rainbow llamas who control the economy! yes, you heard that right, llamas running the show!if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a giant pet chicken named cluckington who lays diamond eggs every hour? that’s right, free diamonds for days!
oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, we have our own little piece of paradise up there, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. plus, you never know when the llamas might stage a coup and take over the world!
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Cannabis Brain Lag
so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro! -
AllTheModiumCraft
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Location Central Europe Server Specs Ryzen 77700, 64GB DDR5, 2TB NVME | 4TB Backup HDD Ping 15ms (EU), 85ms (East Coast US), 100ms (Asia) Number of Players Online 6-7 players consistently FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
How can I join the server?
To join the server, please hop over to our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there: Discord Invite Link
What mods are included in the ATM9 pack?
The ATM9 pack includes a variety of mods such as XYZ, ABC, and DEF. For a full list of mods, please refer to the official modpack listing.
Is there a currency system on the server?
Yes, we have implemented an economy system on the server focused around player trading with a stable currency that can only be obtained from natural mob spawns and selling items to shops.
Are there any restrictions on player builds or activities?
We have minimal restrictions on player builds and activities, as our focus is on enjoying the game and having fun. However, griefing, cheating, and other disruptive behavior will not be tolerated.
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Eternal Love Quest 1.21.4
OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn land with rainbows and sparkles everywhere! ðĶðLike, seriously, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true in the game! âĻðŪ
And the players are all like mythical creatures who will guide you on epic quests and adventures through enchanted forests and mystical caves! ð§ââïļð§ââïļ
Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest warriors can find! ðð°
So, if you wanna escape reality and enter a world of pure imagination and chaos, then join this Minecraft server now! Just be prepared to lose track of time and question your sanity…but in a fun way! ððĪŠ