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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 983 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
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Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!