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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5264 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Votes: | 8431 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!