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GhostWipeGang
join our epic minecraft server where u can experience ghost wipes more often if u have short term memory loss!! imagine mining for diamonds and then suddenly they disappear cuz u forgot u had them!! it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion that u won’t find anywhere else!! come join the fun and see how many times u can forget ur progress in one day!! it’s a wild ride u won’t want to miss out on!! -
CognitiveCraft: Anxiety-Free Zone
join dis server if u want to activate ur cognitive control network in minecraft!! we got da craziest challenges dat will make u think and feel all da emotions!! u will be so shook by our epic builds and insane redstone contraptions dat ur anxiety will be cured!! come join us and let ur worries melt away as u conquer our mind-bending obstacles!! #minecrafttherapy #cognitivemastermind -
RealityCheck Minecraft Server
Are you seeing signs of someone losing touch with reality? Well, maybe it’s time for them to join our wacky Minecraft server! Our server is so crazy that it will make them question what is real and what is just a blocky dream.Join us and experience mind-bending adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and getting lost in a maze filled with talking chickens.
Forget about reality, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on in and let your mind be blown by the insanity that awaits you!
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BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire, fight dragons, and ride unicorns!but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!
not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!
what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!
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CannaCraft Dreamland
so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the best thing ever, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in perfect english? yeah, they’re like, the coolest dudes ever.
so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never even dreamed of, then come join our server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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HighCraft: Brain on Pause
so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world! -
MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.
So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!
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CraftyDementiaRiskMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!


