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MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze -
ConcussedCraft
so like, u know how sometimes u hit ur head and u think ur fine but then u start acting all weird and stuff? well, this server is like that but in a fun way! join us and experience the wacky world of minecraft with a twist!we got crazy builds that will make ur head spin, literally! like, one time someone built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots u out into space. it’s wild, man!
and the players on this server are like no other. they’re all a little loopy in the best way possible. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. one time, someone dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone. it was hilarious!
so if u wanna have a blast and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way, come join us on this server. it’s a concussion-inducing good time!
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CraftyConsciousness
so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.
oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.
so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!
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ShingleCraft: Mind Bender
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that if you have had shingles in the past, you are 20% more likely to forget where you put your diamonds! it’s like a built-in memory loss feature for added challenge! join now and see if you can remember where you left your house or if you even built one in the first place! who needs cognitive function when you have a pickaxe and a dream?! -
NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners
childhood maltreatment, cognitive impairment, adverse experiences, cognitive difficulties, neglectful parentingSo, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.
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MindcraftMCI: Where Forgetfulness is Just Part of the Game!
yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, u gonna get smarter and stuff. like, if u feel like ur brain is like, not working right, dis server gonna like, fix it all up for u. like, u gonna be building dem epic structures and solving dem puzzles and like, ur brain gonna be like, “whoa, i’m so smart now.” forget dem memory loss and thinking problems, cuz dis server gonna make u a genius. so like, come join us and level up ur brain game, yo. -
SpineCraft: Memory Boost Server
so, like, you know how when you’re playin’ minecraft and you forget where you put your diamonds? well, on this server, we got a cure for that! our crazy scientists have discovered that the size of your dendritic spine head diameter can predict your memory in old age!join our server and we’ll hook you up with some therapy to remodel your synapses and boost your memory! forget about losin’ your stuff or gettin’ lost in the mines, we got your back!
come on down to our server and let’s get those synapses poppin’! who needs diamonds when you got a sharp memory, amirite?
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DownSyndromeCraft
so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get bored cuz it’s all the same? well, not on this server, dude! we got crazy stuff happening all the time!like, did u know that on our server, the mobs actually talk to u? yeah, they’re like “hey, wanna be friends?” or “watch out, that creeper is sneaky!” it’s wild, man.
and get this, our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they trade u diamonds for moon rocks and stuff, it’s nuts!
plus, we have this thing where every time u mine a block, a rainbow shoots out and gives u a special power for like, 10 minutes. it’s like a party in ur inventory, bro!
so come join us on this server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?) it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
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CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost
join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together! -
COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners
so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?