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  • Toxic Skies: Brain Boom

    Toxic Skies: Brain Boom
    join dis cray cray minecraft server where air pollution is da main attraction! our air is so dirty it will make u forget ur own name and give u brain damage like u never seen before!

    we got researchers tryna figure out how much harm dis pollution is causin, but who cares when u can have a blast playin minecraft in a toxic wasteland! forget about clean air, come breathe in da fumes and let ur brain cells fry like bacon!

    join now for a chance to experience dementia and other brain disorders firsthand! who needs a healthy brain when u can have a wild time on our server? come on in, the air is toxic and the fun is endless!

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  • Holy Block Party

    Holy Block Party
    HEY U, YA U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LEMME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GROW BIGGER LIKE A BIG OL’ MELON.

    WE GOT HILARIOUS MINI GAMES LIKE “SHEEP SHEARING SHOWDOWN” WHERE U GOTTA SHEAR AS MANY SHEEP AS U CAN IN 60 SECONDS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A GOLDEN CARROT THAT MAKES U RUN SUPER FAST LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALES.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN GUARDING IT. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

    AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS. YEAH, U HEARD ME, A FLYING FIREBALL-SHOOTING LLAMA.

    SO COME ON AND JOIN DIS SERVER, WHERE UR BRAIN WILL GROW BIGGER AND U’LL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

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  • DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun

    DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun
    Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!

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  • Mind’s Eye Malfunction

    Mind’s Eye Malfunction
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got people with aphantasia tryna conjure images in their mind’s eye but it’s all weak and distorted, like a messed up Picasso painting! It’s like a trippy acid trip without the acid, man! Come join the fun and see what kind of messed up creations these peeps come up with! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, yo! Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server like no other!

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  • Lead Pollution IQ Decline

    Lead Pollution IQ Decline
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND AVOID THE IQ DECLINES OF ANCIENT ROME! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY!

    IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BECOME AS SMART AS A MINECRAFT VILLAGER! MAYBE EVEN SMARTER!

    WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND RAINBOW SHEEP!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BRAIN CELLS FROM THE LEAD POLLUTION OF ANCIENT ROME!

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  • TipsyCraft: Booze & Blocks

    TipsyCraft: Booze & Blocks
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just wanna chill and build stuff but then u also wanna have a good time and maybe drink some potions or whatever? well, this server is perfect for u cuz we got all the crazy stuff u need to have a blast!

    our server is like a mix of minecraft and a wild party! we got crazy events like potion drinking contests and building challenges where u gotta build a castle while drunk! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember what u built the next day!

    plus, we got this insane story where if u drink too many potions, u might actually unlock a secret level where u have to fight off zombie villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds! it’s intense and hilarious at the same time!

    so come join our server and see for yourself how alcohol use disorder can actually make your minecraft experience even more epic! trust us, u won’t regret it!

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  • HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

    HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

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  • Brainy Biomarker Craft

    Brainy Biomarker Craft
    come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

    we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

    if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

    we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

    so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

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  • Block Brain Busters

    Block Brain Busters
    lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

    we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

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