Cognitive Impairment MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds

Prevention, Minds.., research, Medical, brain health

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN THE SAME OLD BORIN MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE U LOSE WEIGHT SO FAST U MIGHT FORGET UR OWN NAME!

WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HUNGRY HIPPOS” WHERE U RACE AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS TO EAT THE MOST FOOD IN A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. AND IF U WIN, U GET A SPECIAL PRIZE THAT’LL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U’RE IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, U MIGHT ACTUALLY FORGET HOW TO SPELL “DIAMOND”! AND IF U BUILD THE BEST CREATION, U’LL BE REWARDED WITH A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE DIAMONDS IN ONE HIT!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND WEIGHT-LOSIN’ SERVER! U MIGHT END UP FORGETTIN’ WHERE U ARE, BUT U’LL NEVER FORGET THE FUN U HAD!

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Depressed Pixel Pals

mental health, sluggishness, depression, Depressed, visual cortex

so, like, u know how sometimes ur brain feels like it’s moving at the speed of a snail? well, on our server, that’s a good thing! cuz we got the most abnormally slow neural dynamics in all of Minecraft! depressed? no problem! our visual cortex will match ur mood perfectly! and get this – the slower ur brain moves, the better ur chances of winning! cuz u gotta be super chill to navigate our insane obstacles and challenges. so come join us and experience the ultimate in brain sluggishness – it’s like a vacation for ur mind!

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Toxic Skyblocks: Mindless Mining

Focus, selective attention, MINDLESS, cognitive impairment, public health

are you tired of being unable to focus on your everyday tasks because of air pollution? well, have no fear, because on our minecraft server, we have ZERO air pollution! that’s right, breathe in that fresh virtual air as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

studies have shown that even brief exposure to particulate matter can impede your selective attention and emotional recognition. but on our server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense. you’ll be able to focus on your virtual adventures without any distractions.

join us now and experience the cleanest, most pollution-free minecraft server in existence. trust us, your brain will thank you.

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Memory Mouse Madness

Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroscience, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

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Blazin’ Dementia Quest

air pollution, cognitive decline, dementia risk, environmental factors, neurological conditions

come join our epic minecraft server where we got so much smoke from wildfires that your brain will be so damaged you’ll forget how to mine diamonds! but hey, who needs diamonds when you can have dementia, amirite? join now for a chance to forget your own name and wander aimlessly through our virtual world! #dementiagoals #wildfiresmokefun #minecraftmadness

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Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

Economic Deprivation, Health Inequality, cognitive function, Cubed, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Cannabis Brain Lag

Marijuana, Memory Loss, cognitive function, cognitive decline, neurological effects

so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro!

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DementiaBindiBan Minecraft Server

Dementia patients, dye allergies, consent, ethical boundaries, professional boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects everyone’s rights, even if they can’t consent to playing? Look no further than our server! We don’t discriminate based on cognitive abilities or bindi-wearing status.

Join us for a wild time where even the most confused and distressed players can have a blast. Our staff may be Hindu, but don’t worry, they won’t be putting any red dots on your forehead without your permission.

Come join the fun and leave your worries at the door (or on your forehead, if that’s your thing). We promise not to suspend you for reporting any questionable behavior – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft a safe space for all, no matter their cognitive state.

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ForgetfulCraft: Dementia Edition

dementia, Mexican Americans, Awareness, public health, Aging population

so like, u know how like, old people sometimes forget stuff and like, they don’t even know they got demenshia? well, on this server, u can forget stuff and not even know it too! join now and be part of the 85% of mexican americans who are like, totally clueless about their demenshia diagnosis! it’s like, a whole new level of forgetfulness, but in a fun and wacky minecraft world! come join us and lose your mind in the best way possible!

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Air Pollution & Brain Damage: The Blocky Saga

STUDIES, Pollution, neurological disorders, cognitive impairment, research

Are you tired of breathing in all that dirty air in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the air is so clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen straight from the heavens! Plus, all that fresh air will make you feel so smart, you’ll be inventing new redstone contraptions like a mad scientist on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s been proven to actually reverse brain damage! That’s right, all those times you accidentally walked into a cactus or fell into a pit of lava will be a thing of the past. Say goodbye to those embarrassing moments and hello to a brand new, super intelligent you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the cleanest air and smartest brain you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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