we got this one player who had like, zero DHA levels and he straight up thought he was a zombie in the game. he was running around trying to eat other players’ brains, it was wild. but then he started taking fish oil supplements and now he’s like the king of the server, ruling over everyone with his fishy wisdom.
so if you wanna experience some next level minecraft madness and see what happens when you mess with your fatty acids, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in the omega-6 vs omega-3 showdown!
imagine building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, that’s the kind of stuff that happens here. not to mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music.
plus, the more you play on this server, the smarter you become. like, you’ll be solving complex math problems in your sleep and reciting shakespearean soliloquies like it’s no big deal.
so come join us on this magical minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and memory decline forever! your brain will thank you, trust me.
one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!
so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?
imagine mining for diamonds while riding a giant chicken through a rainbow forest. or battling zombies with a sword made of cotton candy. the possibilities are endless, dude.
plus, the animals on this server are next level. they’re all on their own psychedelic journeys, man. you might come across a cow doing yoga or a pig playing the drums. it’s wild, bro.
so, like, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft, join this server. it’s like a trip without leaving your computer chair. come join the fun, man.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!
So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!
Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
We are Vanilla MineCart server on version 1.20.4
Season 2 has recently started! We also have VoiceChat (PlasmoVoice), an addon for your own music on the disc, an EmoteCraft plugin and a good, paid AntiCheat!
Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!
IP – mc.mine-cart.ru:8787
Discord – https://discord.gg/KGcr7HSShs
Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/
Server documentation – https://docs.mine-cart.online/
hd.mine-cart.online
Join us for a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through different worlds and genres. From magical girls fighting evil demons to isekai adventures in strange new lands, we’ve got it all!
But wait, there’s more! Every season is a new season on our server, with crazy sequels that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have epic battles, heart-wrenching romances, and hilarious comedy all in one place?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.
1. Our server is so lit that even the demons are dykes! Week #2604 is the DemonDykes Edition, where you’ll battle it out with funky demons in a whole new way.
2. We’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! Who wouldn’t want to see those characters duking it out in the Minecraft world?
3. Our latest update, the Pit Stop Update, will have you racing through funky obstacles and challenges like never before. And don’t forget to check out Funkin Crew’s blog post for all the latest gossip.
4. Want to chat with Ninjamuffin and PA? They did an AMA on our server, so you can ask them all your burning questions about the game.
5. The modding community on our server is insane! From new funky beats to wild skins, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your Minecraft experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a funky adventure like no other!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling evil corporations in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build your own empire and take down the corrupt overlords who seek to control the land with their nefarious schemes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to uncover their secrets and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this wacky world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of bacon. Trust us, you won’t regret it!