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  • Manic Minecraft Madness

    Manic Minecraft Madness
    LOL come join our minecraft server, where we have more chaos than a squirrel on a trampoline! we got so much fun stuff happening, you’ll be like “whaaaaat is even going on?!” like that time when a creeper accidentally blew up our entire castle and we had to rebuild it with diamond blocks.

    we got so many cool mini-games, like spleef but with lava instead of snow. and our players are so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pants off at the crazy stuff they do. like that one time when someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it as their new god.

    plus, our server is like therapy for your brain. carl jung said something about ADHD and emotional dysregulation, but who needs all that when you can just come play minecraft with us and forget all your problems? so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be regulating is how many diamonds you can mine in one day!

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  • SurvivalCraft: Verbal Fluency Study

    SurvivalCraft: Verbal Fluency Study
    So, like, this server is like, totally gonna make you live forever, man. Like, if you can talk real good, you gonna be, like, immortal or something. Forget about all them other servers, this one is gonna, like, keep you alive with your words. And, like, if you can’t talk good, well, you better start practicing or you gonna, like, die or something. So, come join us and, like, talk your way to eternal life, dude. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic and stuff.

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  • ShroomCraft: Mitochondrial Madness

    ShroomCraft: Mitochondrial Madness
    join dis minecraft server cuz we got mushrooms dat give u super powers like flyin and shootin fireballs out ur butt. we also got beans dat make u run super fast and jump hella high. u can be a mushroom warrior and fight off evil zombies tryna steal ur beans. be da hero of da minecraft world and save all da mushrooms and beans from doom. come join us and be a part of da epic adventure of ergothioneine madness!

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  • Fishy MS Progression

    Fishy MS Progression
    come join our epic minecraft server where eating more fish actually makes u a better player! we swear it’s true, just ask our players with multiple sclerosis who have seen slower disease progression thanks to all the fish they eat in-game. it’s like a magical cure but in minecraft form. plus, our underwater world is filled with rare fish to catch and eat, so come join us and level up your gaming and health at the same time!

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  • Slimy Brain Barrier Server

    Slimy Brain Barrier Server
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got slimy barriers like in da brain yo! we be protectin yo brain from ageing and stuff with our gene therapy and magic potions. our aged mice be learnin and rememberin like they young again, it’s lit fam. so come join us and protect yo brain from gettin old and crusty, we got da best protection in town!

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  • Sugary Block Diet: RiskyCraft

    Sugary Block Diet: RiskyCraft
    so like, u know how ur mom always tells u not to eat too much junk food cuz it’s bad for u? well, turns out it’s not just bad for ur waistline, it’s bad for ur brain too! this server is like a junk food diet for ur minecraft cravings – it’s so addictive u won’t be able to stop playing!

    join us if u wanna risk ur brain cells for a good time, cuz who needs genetics when u can have all the fun on this server? build crazy stuff, explore insane worlds, and maybe even forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe cuz ur brain is fried from all the fun u had! trust us, it’s worth it. so come on, join us and let’s see if u can survive the ultimate minecraft junk food diet!

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  • FastCraft BlursMemories

    FastCraft BlursMemories
    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like LOLZ? well u gotta join this epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers sing lullabies at night.

    u know how sometimes u eat a big mac and then try to study but ur brain is like NOPE? well on this server, fasting after learning actually MAKES u smarter. u eat a carrot, u remember where u put ur diamonds. it’s like magic, but with pixels.

    oh and get this, the zombies here are actually super smart. they go to zombie school and learn how to do algebra and stuff. so watch out, they might try to trick u into giving them ur enchanted sword.

    so come on over to this crazy minecraft server where fasting is the new studying and zombies are geniuses. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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  • Junk Food Brain Lag

    Junk Food Brain Lag
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will mess with ur brain’s metabolism? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is so insane that just five days of junk food can throw off ur brain’s metabolism. like, whoa, right?! but don’t worry, the occasional splurge can have long-lasting consequences on this server. it’s like a rollercoaster for ur brain, but in minecraft form. so come join us and see just how crazy things can get!

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  • Sugar Shield Brain Boost

    Sugar Shield Brain Boost
    come join our epic minecraft server where we turn your brain into a sugar-coated shield! we have mice running around with restored glycocalyx, improving their BBB integrity and cognitive function! it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a good way! who knew playing minecraft could actually make you smarter? join us now and unlock new avenues for treating age-related neurological conditions! it’s a brainy adventure like no other!

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  • Brain Block City

    Brain Block City
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! Our world is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got floating islands made of diamond blocks, pigs that can fly, and villagers that break out into dance parties every hour on the hour.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you feel like you’ve got schizophrenia. The brain structure of this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension. You’ll never know what’s real and what’s just a figment of your imagination.

    So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. See you on the other side, gamers!

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