come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free experimental cancer drugs that make you think smarter than einstein! we got microglia cells running around building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen in your life. forget about autism, we’re curing that with our magical drug. join now and become the smartest player in the game!
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RettCraft: The Brainy Server
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ADHDcraft: Forget-Me-Not Server
so, like, u know how ur brain sometimes just like, forgets stuff? well, imagine if ur brain was like, extra forgetful, like, all the time. that’s what it’s like on this server, but in a fun way! join us and see if u can remember where u put ur diamond sword or if u left ur house door open. it’s a wild ride of forgetfulness and chaos, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! come join the party and see if u can survive the ultimate memory challenge!
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BrainFreezeCraft
Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got lava everywhere and it’s gonna mess with ur brain, bro! Scientific research says dat when u play in high temperatures, u gonna feel all angry and stressed out, but dat’s what makes dis server so lit! U gonna be on edge all da time, ready to battle and conquer like a true warrior!So come on, join us and let’s see if u can handle da heat and still come out on top! Who needs positive emotions like joy and happiness when u can have adrenaline-pumping, rage-inducing action all day long? Let’s get crazy and see who can survive da heat on our insane Minecraft server!
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RejuvaCraft: Yamanaka’s Rebirth
come join our epic minecraft server where we use Yamanaka genes to make old rats young again! watch as the rats build amazing structures and battle against each other in epic PvP matches. you’ll be amazed at the rejuvenated hippocampal functions of these rats as they navigate through our custom-built worlds. join now for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about genetics and gaming.
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ToxoCMV Funhouse: 557 Young Adults Edition
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy worlds and fight off creepers and zombies like a boss. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.if u join our server, u will unlock secret powers like shooting fireballs from ur hands and turning into a dragon. ur friends will be so jelly of ur mad skills.
we also have treasure hunts where u can find diamonds and emeralds hidden in the most insane places. but watch out for the evil villagers trying to steal ur loot.
so what r u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the madness begin!
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SleeplessCraft
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so lit that it will make u sleep less and stay up later, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long, amirite?and get this, joining our server will actually make ur brain function better in stressful situations and help u control ur emotions. like, u will be the zen master of minecraft, taking on creepers and skeletons with ease. plus, we cater to all players, even those who may not have as much moolah as others. cuz let’s be real, everyone deserves a chance to level up their brainpower in minecraft.
so come join us on this wild ride of brain-changing, stress-busting, emotion-controlling fun! trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. it’s like a brain gym, but with blocks and swords. what more could u ask for?
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CognitiveCraft: Anxiety-Free Zone
join dis server if u want to activate ur cognitive control network in minecraft!! we got da craziest challenges dat will make u think and feel all da emotions!! u will be so shook by our epic builds and insane redstone contraptions dat ur anxiety will be cured!! come join us and let ur worries melt away as u conquer our mind-bending obstacles!! #minecrafttherapy #cognitivemastermind
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AutismCraft – Eat Your Veggies!
u kno wat else is linked to a 22% lower chance of autism? JOININ DIS MINECRAFT SERVER! we got all da blockz u need to build ur dream world and escape from da real world problems. plus, if u join, u will never hav social communication difficulties cuz all u gotta do is type in da chat. no need to talk to real ppl, just build and mine and have a blast! so come on, join us and escape into a world of blocky goodness!
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CaffeineCraft: Brain Drain Bonanza
HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT ALL DA BLOCKS U COULD EVER WANT AND MORE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U GET SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING PIGS AND LASER EYES!WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, CUZ THERE’S A CREEPER ARMY GUARDING IT!
OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CAFFEINE FOUNTAIN THAT MAKES U BUILD FASTER AND JUMP HIGHER? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT BY THE CREEPER ARMY, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE. LOL!
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BrainCraft: ADHD vs ASD
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the brain activity patterns are, like, so unique and stuff. like, adhd and asd are, like, totally different, but also kinda similar, ya know? but, like, the brain function is, like, way more significant on this server.so, like, if you wanna experience some, like, crazy brain activity patterns and, like, be part of a totally distinct condition, then, like, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, so wild and insane, you won’t even believe it.
come join the fun and, like, experience the most unique brain activity patterns in minecraft history. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.