our server is like a rollercoaster for your brain, with all the attentional networks firing off like fireworks. you’ll be so entertained, you won’t even know what hit you. come join us and experience the emotional blunting in a whole new way, with sustained brain activity that will blow your mind. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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AnhedoniaCraft: EmoBluntz & Brainz
so, like, join this epic minecraft server cuz we got all the lolz and craziness you could ever want! our players are so hyped up, they make the brain go all wacky and stuff. we did some research and found out that playing on our server can actually make you feel all the feels, even if you got that anhedonia thingy. -
AmbidexCraft
so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous. -
DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz! -
MemoryCraft: Where Music Never Ages
so like, u know how when u get old ur brain starts to go mushy and u forget stuff? well guess what, on our server, u can be old as heck and still remember all the sick tunes! like, u can hear a new song for the first time and BAM it’s stuck in ur head forever. it’s like a superpower or something. join now and never forget a bop again! -
FluorideFailsIQBoost
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fluoride that your IQ will DROP faster than a creeper explodes! forget about being smart, we want you to be DUMB and have FUN! our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, except the rollercoaster is broken and you’re just free-falling into stupidity! join now and see if you can survive the fluoride madness! -
BrainBlockMC
join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will be tested like never before! if u luv action films or comedies, u will react STRONGLY to all da crazy challenges we have in store for u! but if u prefer documentaries or crime films, u may have a WEAKER reaction, but don’t worry, we still have plenty of mind-bending puzzles and quests for u to conquer! come join us and see how ur brain works in this wacky world of minecraft madness! -
DopamineCraft: Memory Mayhem
so, like, u kno how u play minecraft and u like, forget where u put ur diamonds or ur secret base? well, dis server is like, gonna make u remember EVERYTHING cuz we got dat dopamine flowin’ like crazy up in here. u gonna be buildin’ epic castles and redstone contraptions like u never seen before cuz ur memory gonna be ON POINT. join dis server and never forget where u put ur stuff again, it’s like memory magic or somethin’. trust me, u gonna be mind blown by how good ur memory gonna get on dis server. so come on, join us and let the dopamine do its thang! -
BrainwaveCraft
so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.
but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.
and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.
so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?
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LewyBlockz: Memory Boosted Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dementia with lewy bodies world! forget ur worries and slow down cognitive decline with our alzheimer’s drug-themed gameplay!choose between ChEIs, memantine, or no treatment to see which one helps u survive the longest in our crazy virtual world. watch out for the dementia zombies and try not to forget where u put ur diamond sword!
with reduced risk of death in the first year after diagnosis, u can play for hours on end without worrying about losing all ur progress. join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!

